voted most likely to cause a galactic civil war

- writer | artist | eldritch horror - - she/they - causing chaos since 1987 - - Threat Level : Incalculable -

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

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I can’t believe Grace has to fight both Stan twins

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Energon crystals are energy compact, come in a variety of colors, and only grow/form under certain planetary conditions.

Kyber crystals are energy compact, come in a variety of colors, and only grow/form under certain planetary conditions.

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*raises megaphone*

TRANSFORMERS AND HORIZON : ZERO DAWN WOULD MAKE FOR AN EPIC CROSSOVER.

FIGHT ME.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

In which Starscream technically doesn’t lie.

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In which Megatron sits with his thoughts for a bit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22623382/chapters/221376476

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he needed that

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Before time began, there was…the Cube.

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Dressed up as Charlie Cale from Poker Face for Metrocon today. Surprisingly had a number of people recognize it despite not even wearing an outfit from the show.

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a menace machine

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Star Wars Disaster Family AU Relationship Chart 1.0

Big File is Big.

A clear representation of my madness, this chart is not finished yet. However, it does have most of the major connections between people in my mess of an AU. I am currently working on the Friend Connections and will add in Enemy Connections after that.

Some characters might have their looks adjusted as well, as there are a few I am not as pleased with how they turned out. Additionally, the teal circles are supposed to represent Force Affinity, however there’s a couple characters I feel need further adjustment in that aspect to better reflect things.

Might also need to add something to denote death dates and resurrection dates concerning certain characters.

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Fandoms That Are Not Transformers: *argues about numbers*

The Transformers Fandom: *peeks in* ...hello, we exist.

Fandoms That Are Not Transformers: NO!! NOT AGAIN!!

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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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the fuck is going on with optimus prime?

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Unfolds a long string of photos from my wallet, but instead of children it’s pictures of my OCs

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And as a special holiday treat, here’s what the sparks of Optimus and Megatron look like after bonding - when sparks are fully bonded, both the Exterior and Interior Coronas take on the main color of each other.

And this is a look after the inevitable second divorce. Now they are both scarred and since their bond wasn’t fully severed they retain some of the coloration of the spark bond. One of them is bit more stable.

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And as a special holiday treat, here’s what the sparks of Optimus and Megatron look like after bonding - when sparks are fully bonded, both the Exterior and Interior Coronas take on the main color of each other.

And this is a look after the inevitable second divorce. Now they are both scarred and since their bond wasn’t fully severed they retain some of the coloration of the spark bond. One of them is bit more stable.

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Oh hello, did y’all think I’d forget to be unhinged about giant gay alien robots over here? Because you’re wrong!

Here’s the sparks of Orion Pax and D-16, throughout most of the events of the movie.

Orion Pax has a textbook standard spark.

D-16 has a condition called Partial Dichromatic Suffusion which causes the spark to have have spectral abnormalities of the Exterior Corona and Thermatosphere. It is differentiated from Total Dichromatic Suffusion, where the spectral abnormalities intrude into the Core and includes nastier side effects.

And here are the Post-Finale sparks of Optimus Prime and Megatron.

Both have suffered a scar to their spark from the traumatic events (OP’s scar is deeper due to him having technically died).

They also both have a Primal Aura - a halo of light due to being empowered by Primus. Optimus has it due to having the Matrix and Megatron has one because reasons.

Anyways, I’ll be remaking my old spark charts in the near future.