>>Alright, humor me...

>>BEATBOX // THEY/THEM >>AUTOBOT? >>VAGUELY IN-CHARACTER BLOG

[deceptivebeatbox]

>>Bumblebee and Blurr should make out sloppy style.

[deceptivebeatbox]

[deceptivebeatbox]

Whiteout is just white Sari

*Thank you?

[deceptivebeatbox]

could we ask canon characters questions?

>>What would you need them for? I'm right here

>>But I suppose, if they're willing to answer

[deceptivebeatbox]

realistically I don't think these characters would work out in TFA

>>You're wrong we are literally right here

[deceptivebeatbox]

opinion on dirt

>>Dirt? >>...Like, the ground stuff?

>>It's... there???

[deceptivebeatbox]

OOC-ish //

>>BlurrBee can be Beatbox's cool gay uncles I've decided that is just a plot point

[woolydemon]

hellow fello gay robot enthusiasts. it is valentines day

[dumbass-bee]

[deceptivebeatbox]

>>I promise I would reblog more canon content than just Bumblebee and Blurr

>>But also I have a lack of trust of the other tags so BlurrBee is my safespace

[bumbleblurr]

blurrbee t4t. like and reblog if you agree

[woolydemon]

electroshock weaponry, chainsaws, and speeding vehicles can only mean good things when combined together <3

My piece for the @detroit-daily-zine !! I'm really happy to be a part of this project :]

[deceptivebeatbox]

Would the Autobots really let you join when you look so much like a Decepticon

>>How rude... Are you saying that because of my optic?

>>I will have you know there were plenty of Autobots in history that looked just like me. Both sides shared a variety of bots with "unique" features.

>>...But perhaps my nonthreatening alt mode helps...

>>I like it on the ground, anyways.

[deceptivebeatbox]

>>Whiteout minibio

>>Not included are her without the visor and an alternate form

>>Text under cut

I don't really know what to call Whiteout. She's not cybertronian, her origins are from Earth. I suppose she is an Autobot, like me, since she stays alongside them. Though, I don't know if that would be the case if I hadn't found her when I came to Earth. She's quite the small thing, the same size as those humans… Similar to Sari, but she definitely seems a lot more fragile. While she does feel like a primitive counterpart to Sari's technorganic self, I'm actually quite impressed with how advanced she is when you put her next to any other Earth robot. She's… Like a real person. She stays by my side very often, she's a bit of a clingy one… It feel like a hassle most of the time, since I do need to watch over her and make sure she's not going to get herself scrapped at any moment. She listens, though. To orders and even to Bumblebee's ramblings about things I don't care to understand. …Oh? What do I think of her? … She's okay. —Beatbox

[deceptivebeatbox]

hi beatbox!

>>Well, hello there, Anon...

>>...

>>...Lovely day, isn't it?

[woolydemon]

love (and clouds of dust) is in the air <3

[domesticabuser]