all monsters are human

Felix is the name, mercenary for hire. Loyalties go to the highest bidder. Doesn’t work well with others, likes money and myself.

[shadownight2194]

2 serial killers on a first date

[deceptivemercenary]

so. i wasn’t gonna come back to this blog after the latest ep but. im filled with spite and a need to hc stuff away so i might write sm stuff and put it up later

[eosdawns]

Visit Original Link

The Neighbourhood || No Grey

[officer-slamsin]

Visit Original Link

This ain’t no place for no hero This ain’t no place for the better man This ain’t no place for no hero To call “home”

[nxmberone]

  Sorry— I know more attractive men.

[deceptivemercenary]

You have poor taste.

[deceptivemercenary]

here u go friend have this url for the attraction thing 8)

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔  if there were negative hearts, they would go here

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔

[deceptivemercenary]

epsilonsvessel replied to your post://carves name on armour ooopspspsss

//jesus christ.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deceptivemercenary]

//carves name on armour ooopspspsss

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗 suggestion: add more blood to the look. that makes everyone look better

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔

[deceptivemercenary]

//laughs, my url.

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 out of curiosity if nothing else

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔

[deceptivemercenary]

i mean OBVIOUSLY that locus guy. do the meme u fool

who u callin fool, u fool

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗

ROMANTIC INTENT: can? he? not answer this???? 💗💗💗💗💗 tho. tbh.

[inboxmyrp-blog]

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

[deceptivemercenary]

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS:  (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL:  (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT:  (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

OR URL if you send a url I’ll do it on that person’s muse

[arealcrow-archive]

rvb + four horsemen of the apocalypse

[nxmberone]

  “Aww, you’re so funny.”

[deceptivemercenary]

“Oh yeah, fucking hilarious.”

[riblams]

ship meme #1 █║│♛

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool:

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:

[nxmberone]

   “Gross, why would I do that?”

[deceptivemercenary]

“So you don’t end up with a knife in you.”

[nxmberone]

  “Wow, this has to be a new record for      me to annoy you so fast.”

[deceptivemercenary]

“Great, good for you. Now, would you kindly fuck off.”

[nxmberone]

  “I know right?      My skills are the best.”

[deceptivemercenary]

“Really, just. Fucking incredible. You should go use those skills to help, oh, I don’t know, anyone else.