What’s A Sleep Schedule

Jack Jack 🌻| not a Russian spy blog just really annoying| *spoopy intensifies* |Good ol' Texas | she/ her pronouns

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[l3thalp3tal]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[crazy-pages]

I’m pretty sure I know if this guy by reputation.

[giulia-lo-art]

Serious matters

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[pankiimz]

Okay, I am really showing my age with this one. xD

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[xetrasherpa]

[minimuii]

Assorted doodles of theeeeeeeeem <3

[nicothespy]

poseidon stop being a deadbeat to percy challenge (no, shellphone calls don’t count)

[artableapple]

aang and katara as an older couple from Kataang Week 2024 <3

[animentality]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

He said this on the press tour for the DnD movie which he made with Chris Pine who famously doesn't own a smartphone, so quite frankly if Hugh wasn't having a torrid affair on set that's entirely his own fault!

[eggplant-avenger]

#maybe his torrid affair with chris pine was what made him realize how sad all the other sets were#did you ever think about that