god is a woman and i'm gonna kiss her

hi i'm paula *bullies everyone* indie rp blog for Paula Polestar from Earthbound/Mother 2!!

[his-shining-tears]

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

@flowersinoctober this is u and me

[decidedlybraver]

claus is just a bad deviantart oc who smells like yeast literally all the time and Who allowed him on this shit earth

[decidedlybraver]

i havent picked up animal crossing a good 3 days and isabelle Immediately told me that she hasnt seen me in forever um why are you so obsessed with me..i know im cute and fun to be around but damn

[fukgirl-deactivated20150602]

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

[snow-3-]

My outfits

Berets made by F

[decidedlybraver]

tumblr post: it's cool to be nice! me, a huge asshole: um okay? that sounds fake but okay

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[hatelyn]

meet max and honey

[pkllove]

you are so beautiful what the fuck

you’re more handsome than i am beautiful, though.

[decidedlybraver]

hey my names paula i need a green card and to be held every 5 seconds or i will die and also get deported ~*~

[decidedlybraver]

technically i should move out bc im not legally part of this family literally at all but claus is married honey its time to go

[decidedlybraver]

i appreciate fuel and his choices but his husband is a cheap recolour that drools and snores in his sleep and i for one think he should move out

[decidedlybraver]

okay this isnt related but heres the thing english is not my first language and kids in middle school used to make fun of my last name calling me paula pornstar and i didnt understand and didn't actually find out what a pornstar was until i was 15 and now im gonna find the snot nosed kids that called me a pornstar 5 years ago and breathe on them to make them uncomfortable

[decidedlybraver]

no one's gonna judge u for eating in public because everyone's gotta eat....don't be ashamed of being a human.

[decidedlybraver]

listen if someone tells u u cant be something that you say you are..set them on fire

[butthorn]

[gamgee]

tumblr hiatus

im gonna go get some water from the kitchen and ill be back in 3 minutes. i hope you all do alright while im gone