rock, paper, scissors

kenny || 22 || bad internet rapper

[also-starring]

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[joshmuratori]

HNGSBHSSJKFFFG

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[jewabetes-blog]

i didn’t let cartguy eat my ass

[memecormick]

i get cockblocked by cartman in every dimension that exists of us

[cheesypoofking-blog]

look it’s either me or your five dollar foot long dick that scares them away ok? 

[memecormick]

it’s fine if you’re good with it

[cheesypoofking-blog]

La polla es demasiado grande

[memecormick]

¿Crees que esta barrera del idioma me va a detener?

[cheesypoofking-blog]

Por supuesto, no. Toda la gente pobre habla mexicano

[memecormick]

Hombre, ¿qué mierda? Hablo cuatro idiomas.

[memecormick]

i get cockblocked by cartman in every dimension that exists of us

[cheesypoofking-blog]

look it’s either me or your five dollar foot long dick that scares them away ok? 

[memecormick]

it’s fine if you’re good with it

[cheesypoofking-blog]

La polla es demasiado grande

[memecormick]

¿Crees que esta barrera del idioma me va a detener?

[baebaegurll-blog]

@memecormick come chill naked with me and make Eric cum 12 times

[memecormick]

girl, you know i’m always down. not for the second part. 

[baebaegurll-blog]

I mean its all or nothing

[memecormick]

#am i kidding #who knows i wish you could hear how loud i sighed just now

[baebaegurll-blog]

Man I wish I could too instead I’m naked and cold oh well

[memecormick]

now you’re just hurting my SOUL 

[memecormick]

i get cockblocked by cartman in every dimension that exists of us

[cheesypoofking-blog]

look it’s either me or your five dollar foot long dick that scares them away ok? 

[memecormick]

it’s fine if you’re good with it

[memecormick]

either that or on the brink of it-- one of the two

[memecormick]

i get cockblocked by cartman in every dimension that exists of us

[baebaegurll-blog]

@memecormick come chill naked with me and make Eric cum 12 times

[memecormick]

girl, you know i’m always down. not for the second part. 

[baebaegurll-blog]

I mean its all or nothing

[cheesypoofking-blog]

scared you can’t handle all that ass in the same room ken?

[memecormick]

yeah, that’s definitely it

[memecormick]

this is way too specific

[cheesypoofking-blog]

don’t be a pussy

[memecormick]

don’t be a bussy

[cheesypoofking-blog]

don’t be a thrussy 

[memecormick]

YOU GOT ME, MAN

[cheesypoofking-blog]

Dear Kenny: By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Jimmy will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Jimmy, then Kyle will enter and get shot by Jimmy. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Kyle, Jimmy, and I multiple times. Love: your brother, Eric.

[memecormick]

If I get shot at the end then how am I reading this also i can’t die so now i’m really confused

[baebaegurll-blog]

@memecormick come chill naked with me and make Eric cum 12 times

[memecormick]

girl, you know i’m always down. not for the second part. 

[baebaegurll-blog]

I mean its all or nothing

[memecormick]

#am i kidding #who knows i wish you could hear how loud i sighed just now

[baebaegurll-blog]

@memecormick come chill naked with me and make Eric cum 12 times

[memecormick]

girl, you know i’m always down. not for the second part. 

[memecormick]

this is way too specific

[cheesypoofking-blog]

don’t be a pussy

[memecormick]

don’t be a bussy

[cheesypoofking-blog]

don’t be a thrussy 

[memecormick]

YOU GOT ME, MAN

[memecormick]

this is way too specific

[cheesypoofking-blog]

don’t be a pussy

[memecormick]

don’t be a bussy

[ttimmyy]

më įñ thē çłüb gëttįñ tūrñt

[cheesypoofking-blog]

all hail our beautiful gang leader. lil nigga straight OG