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just real gay and stuff 30 y/o i like dogs

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[captain-price-returns]

[centrally-unplanned]

Must be pretty insulting to know that your boss and all of his inner circle do exactly the same thing you did, and even brag about it to the media, but you get suspended for it because You Are Not Important Enough. Real "high school lunch table bullying" moment - most adults don't get told right to their faces that they just aren't one of the cool kids.

[cats4cancer]

[thememedaddy]

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[powerburial]

[nobrashfestivity]

Tabaimo, Japan, born 1975 Men's Bathhouse (Proper) lithograph Dimensions 16 1/2 × 23 5/8 in. (41.9 × 60 cm) frame: 26 × 37 × 1 1/2 in. (66 × 94 × 3.8 cm) Museum purchase with funds provided by the Collectors Circle for Contemporary Art, 2005.70, image © Tabaimo

[ryebreadgf]

[makefile-dot-in]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[glutko]

[jetix]

2026-05-30

[joanofdirt]

obsessed w these embroidered animals & plants from a chest [?] cover from the 1600s !!!

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try