Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[thickness-protection-program]

This is your body on art and creativity and endless imagination 👨🏿‍🎨

[wiiwheel]

insane how much I love mens buttholes. so beautiful

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[pipshinwhatever]

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[pipshinwhatever]

nobody fucking appreciates me

[phrenic-a]

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

[naamahdarling]

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

This too is yuri

[headspace-hotel]

I don't think science is real

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[tazmiilly]

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

[dear-julien]

Suckin the bro-gurt outta his hog >>>

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[tiz-pup]

What work doesn't know won't hurt them

[awildbokoblin]

Damn, my chest is hairy

[fungiblegoods]

One week into my vacation and I've stayed up past midnight once and slept until 6:30am once. I miss staying up late and sleeping in.

[skodasforge]

On April 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison, our 9th POTUS, became shortest serving President in US history by dying in office from pneumonia wildly believed to be have been caused by his decision to give a two hour inaugural address in the pouring rain without a coat or hat. Just a fun fact unrelated to this tweet.

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[3dtrash]

i can’t stop thinking about this button i found a few months ago online