Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[bigsharter666]

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

[horrorfan333]

Haven’t worn tighty whites in a few days

[segamascott]

[ouroborosorder]

i think we need new types of sprees. i'm tired of shopping and killing

[kygerbearr]

join me on my pissing spree

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[otpcruiseliner]

twirling my hole hair like the end of a mustache

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Also sometimes the purpose of a sex scene is to be titillating and that's, like, fine. You wouldn't go out there and argue that movies shouldn't have jokes unless they "serve a narrative purpose" because you understand that generally the purpose of a joke is to make the audience laugh and perhaps release some tension. Being horny is a normal human emotion like being amused or being scared and sometimes media is trying to evoke that particular emotion; the artist doesn't owe you a 30-page double-spaced justification for trying to make you feel something through their art. Your separation of horniness and sex from other emotions and experiences is sex negative and deeply ingrained in cultural conservatism.

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[waytoohigh63]

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it

[fungiblegoods]

I'm very disappointed that I seem to be the only routinely naked neighbor.

[lykksalighet]

send cock its urgent

[fungiblegoods]

Sweaty bitch hours getting started early today

[french-onion-firbolg]

The chef // the meal

[sirdanjin]

My goofy looking ass @me before the gym;

Imma hyack you up!

Gym motivation i can do

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time