Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[lilyblisslys]

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Happy small cock Sunday 🥰

[makemedank]

I could listen to men moan and whimper any time of day 🙂‍↕️

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[tripleamericano]

Choose your starter

[calellon]

the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw

[waitwho6]

A little of that

[theserpentspsalm]

[boltpenguin]

why my mouth so big

[admiralanteater]

I haven’t been a subby ho on my main in a while hehehe

[priestesspie]

[lohboh]

no treats refused yumdump

[punkrock-bottom]

oh hey you are the guy that lies to customers, any tips?

The most important thing to remember is that customers aren’t people and don’t deserve anything. The second most important thing to remember is to have fun