Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

Mold rage?

[secretgarden]

[segamascott]

fine i'll eat it since you are so fucking complicated

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The Good Beast...

[czech-hunter-reject]

*me explaining the scene in X-Men 2 where Bobby blows ice on Logan's Pepsi to my terminally heterosexual friends*: "so yeah, that was my gay awakening. And people were killed."

[the-endless-storm]

Extremely gay awakening coded

[czech-hunter-reject]

That's basically unsimulated man on man fellatio right there 🥵

[elnerdo19v2]

There was nothing heterosexual about this scene, nothing at ALL!!

[mi-ciudad]

why are these assholes making ai men there are plently of irl hot guys showing their tits and ass and dick root for free

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[existentialterror]

Fishing minigame

[adonischildsupportcase]

[ondisplayforfun]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[thickness-protection-program]

This is your body on art and creativity and endless imagination 👨🏿‍🎨

[wiiwheel]

insane how much I love mens buttholes. so beautiful

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[pipshinwhatever]

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[pipshinwhatever]

nobody fucking appreciates me

[phrenic-a]

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

[naamahdarling]

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

This too is yuri

[headspace-hotel]

I don't think science is real

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth