Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[toddtomorrow]

[bruzum]

[ddeck]

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

[smells-like-happiness]

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[unawakening-float07]

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[malearmpitfetish]

[ex-frat-man]

[triforcekeyblades]

Back and shoulders feeling great!!

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[dykecinema]

Indeed will be like do you want to work for "Bible and Jesus"

[heated-blanket]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

[red-garden]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

can I live my life

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[hidingfromlaw]

he's also a neo nazi. can we not forget that nigel farage is a neo nazi. cheers.

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week