Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

Not many people know this, but graphic design was actually invented by CIA to torment creative fags.

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[firefox-official]

i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets

[theehorsepusssy]

[boyanachronism]

My emotional outburst at the glory hole behind the Michaels is not representative of who I am as a person.

[alecthebreadboy]

A little coffee before getting sweaty

[the-punforgiven]

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

[the-punforgiven]

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

[tall]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Happy 4th of July

[fungiblegoods]

Loom's eye view

[looneygoons]

[fungiblegoods]

I should not be so sweaty just from dressing my loom.

[siliceous-ooze]

when u discover a longtime mutual has a nice dick >>>>>>>

[pigonaphone]

Open to discovery

[lenin-it-to-win-it]