Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[tonicdreams]

[fungiblegoods]

Best ice cream flavor? Best kind of sundae?

I'm lactose intolerant, so I prefer a nice fruit sorbet.

[fungiblegoods]

Was Marge right to be excited about the loom?

Definitely. I can't even begin to describe how much fun it is and the world of weaving opportunities.

[caterpilleee]

Personality tests are stupid

[fungiblegoods]

What do you consider to be the best scent (perfume, baking/cooking, bodily, etc etc) ?

Lately, I've been wearing a lot of white floral and vetiver combos. In the right ratio, you get a nice clean AND dirty vibe.

In the kitchen, give me any mixture of sauteing alliums, ginger, and chilis.

I love sweaty pits and balls.

[my-dailydreams]

[neonslowpoke]

[thatleolion]

It’s hot outside and smells like pee. (I blame the three dogs.)

[thatleolion]

The pee pee patrol

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

Not many people know this, but graphic design was actually invented by CIA to torment creative fags.

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[firefox-official]

i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets

[theehorsepusssy]