Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[theehorsepusssy]

[70sscifiart]

Alan Aldridge’s 1975 cover to The Secret Life of Plants, a book about running plants through polygraphs to prove that they are not only sentient, but are also psychic mind readers that can solve murders.

This one’s in my 2023 art collection Worlds Beyond Time!

[greatest-columns-and-opinions]

Mold rage?

[secretgarden]

[segamascott]

fine i'll eat it since you are so fucking complicated

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The Good Beast...

[czech-hunter-reject]

*me explaining the scene in X-Men 2 where Bobby blows ice on Logan's Pepsi to my terminally heterosexual friends*: "so yeah, that was my gay awakening. And people were killed."

[the-endless-storm]

Extremely gay awakening coded

[czech-hunter-reject]

That's basically unsimulated man on man fellatio right there 🥵

[elnerdo19v2]

There was nothing heterosexual about this scene, nothing at ALL!!

[mi-ciudad]

why are these assholes making ai men there are plently of irl hot guys showing their tits and ass and dick root for free

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[existentialterror]

Fishing minigame

[adonischildsupportcase]

[ondisplayforfun]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[thickness-protection-program]

This is your body on art and creativity and endless imagination 👨🏿‍🎨

[wiiwheel]

insane how much I love mens buttholes. so beautiful

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[pipshinwhatever]

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[pipshinwhatever]

nobody fucking appreciates me

[phrenic-a]

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

[naamahdarling]

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

This too is yuri