Using the Internet to avoid anxiety since 2009

Logan / 30-something / Midwest / Gay / Dog and plant dad

[fungiblegoods]

I love fall clothes and accessories

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

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[sirdanjin]

I'm having fun

[timebattlemage]

Had a horrible satanic rotted evil week! Love when that happens.cancer season rules

[natalioovski]

[bruzum]

thats it thats the whole movie

[road-killed]

Misleading title

[oceanic4life]

[souplibrary]

me: :(

the color green: 🌿🐸🌱🐢🌳🍃☘️🦎🍀🌵💚

me: :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

[littlegaybirdboy]

My beach outfit for tomorrow

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

[seanagain-offagain]

I just think it’s so incredible and amazing and wonderful when men put their dicks inside other men

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[mf-dude]

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[targetedknowledge]

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[cybermanes]

Bro can I please be weird about you

[scorebug]

height check. how tall are you people in my phone