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Declan Penn / 23 / married with children

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“Are you gunna Feed your boys or are we gunna starve?”

“Douche.” Declan pecked Landon’s temple before getting food on the table.

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“You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

“I’m saying it how it is. My boys are mama’s boys.”

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“I wish mama would pick dinner.”

“You’re such a mama’s boy.”

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“Wish day? What the hell is that?”

“It’s a day when you get to wish. Play along.”

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“I don’t know. Whatever mama decides is good enough for me.”

“Noooo, it’s wish day.”

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“No! Nuffin! For! Dada!” Landon signs as he rolls his eyes. “Your son wants you to starve me. I told you he was trying to kill me.”

“He’s a mama’s boy, he does what mama says. What are you eating?”

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“A nanananana,” he nods before looking at Landon then back to Declan. “Dada get nuffin! No!”

“Buddy. It’s dada’s turn to talk. Dada?”

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“You eat. Lead by example mama. Right Sebby?”

“Sebby gets a bottle. LJ, buddy, do you want apple or banana? What does daddy get?”

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“You are sooooo immature.”

“Shush. Eat.”

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“How do you eat with your mouth closed, huh?”

Declan throws him with grapes.

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“Neverrrr.”

“You’re supposed to be eating. With your mouth closed.”

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“You don’t have much of a butt but it’s there. I saw it like once before. A long time ago, when you weren’t looking.”

“Stay off my butt.”

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“Your butt is the weird butt. Not mine.”

“I don’t have a butt.”

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“No you’re weird weirdo.”

“Your butt is weird, move it to the kitchen.”

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“Well who’s fault is that.”

“You’re weird.”

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“You just don’t know how to receive my love.”

“I’m a giver, not a receiver.”

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“He’s my son. Of course he’s a monster. I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

He sighs and kisses Landon’s cheek. “You show love in the weirdest of ways.”