Deconstruct A Headmate

you can request like if you want but no promises

[deconstructaheadmate]

!!Come one come all!!

!!Pick your brains from out the filthy ground!!

So, what is this?

THIS! Is a gimmick blog, simply put. I come up with dumb ideas for potential headmates, and I post it here.

Anything on here is entirely welcome to be used, and you're welcome to send in your own ideas to be bastardised!

This is NOT a BAH blog, but it can be used as one [|:*]

💫~🎠~💫~🎠~💫~🎠~💫

I have NO dni, but, if you simply MUST know, the blog owner is !!

💜 Pro-Endo (Duh)

🍭 Anti-Harrassment (ProShip alligned)

💜 Pro-Para

🍭 Pro-RQ

[deconstructaheadmate]

hello theree do you have any ideas for a headmate of this vibe?

hrmm yeah i have a few.

Your name is FUCKPISS, or ALGAE and you're an UGLY ASS CAT.

You live in SOME RANDOM TREE, and occasionally THE HOMES OF ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO LET YOU IN. You love NATURE, but you also love HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS. Sadly, the best you can get your little paws on is MONSERT ENEYG.

You are an ADOLESCENT CAT, but you occasionally have VISIONS IN WHICH YOU ARE HUMAN. However, these are fleeting and dreamlike, perhaps only the result of CAFFEINATED CATNAPS?

==> FUCKPISS, go roll around in mud

[kityyyyyyyy]

wait this is awesome i’ll pitch it to fuckpiss/algae how did you describe them so well (this was for a fragment)

[deconstructaheadmate]

YAY By the way!! Super glad to hear you like this :)))

[deconstructaheadmate]

HELLO!!! Non request!!!!

Alter who is Weird Al

Despite a real world equivalent, you internally appear STYLIZED (Aside from the occasional hyper realism gag) and can change appearance between different styles and MEDIA APPEARANCES. Including DIRECT INSERTS, but also any CHARACTERS you've VOICED. This means you have quite a few options... all things considered. The cross universe nature of your existence makes you QUITE POWERFUL, though this is often just used for gags.

Along with being a SILLYFUNNY guy, you are also a NATURAL LEADER, but only really use this for your personal WHIMS and the like, unfortunately for many the CONTINUITY OF THE WORLD AND EXISTENCE ITSELF, isn't something that interests you all that much. You are also STILL MUSICALLY DRIVEN, of course and can play a whole host of different instruments.

You do NOT SWEAR, due to personal beliefs, you will substitute any SWEAR WORDS or PHRASES OF BLASPHEMY.

[deconstructaheadmate]

okay... can we at least get a gamzee :/

fiine...

Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you are... literally just GAMZEE.

Though, you're around 8 AND A HALF SWEEPS (Almost 18½ years). You've chilled out a little again :o) a motherfucker is a lot nicer without NARRATIVE MIND CONTROL.

You still DON'T LIKE ICP. Motherfuckers make a MOCKERY, but you can handle them being mentioned.

You're GENDERFUCKY in a way you don't care to explain aside from GENERAL CLOWNERY

and otherwise UNLABELED.

[deconstructaheadmate]

do u have any ideas for a headmate that gives off autism creature vibes - 🎻

honestly??? id just give you the autism creature right back 😭😭 they are perfect as is <3

BUT i can easily imagine a canine, or feline alter, who stares at you real hard

and if theres any autistic traits you particularly identify with you could funnel them into the little beast

imagining a fluffy little creature ... either hyperaccessorised or NOT ACCESSORISED AT ALL no invetween .

im bad at names just call them yip or something

i take requests a little literally sorry 😭

[deconstructaheadmate]

honestly the reason this isnt a proper bah is bcs im LAZY and like to fuck about with it so i get around my demand avoidance by just being like "no. fuck you. this blog will give you whatever the fuck my brain spits out at me"

[deconstructaheadmate]

hello theree do you have any ideas for a headmate of this vibe?

hrmm yeah i have a few.

Your name is FUCKPISS, or ALGAE and you're an UGLY ASS CAT.

You live in SOME RANDOM TREE, and occasionally THE HOMES OF ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO LET YOU IN. You love NATURE, but you also love HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS. Sadly, the best you can get your little paws on is MONSERT ENEYG.

You are an ADOLESCENT CAT, but you occasionally have VISIONS IN WHICH YOU ARE HUMAN. However, these are fleeting and dreamlike, perhaps only the result of CAFFEINATED CATNAPS?

==> FUCKPISS, go roll around in mud

[deconstructaheadmate]

Can we get a laivan 🙏

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your name is LAICAR FERMEW

You were born with REALLY FUCKING BIG LUNGS and can breathe BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON NOTIPER.

Despite this you SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY, hey, at least it means you don't have MANY MISFIRES.. but when you do, BY THE GODS ITS SERIOUS. Though, one of the times was more or less a good thing. You got to steal ALL THEIR GLUE after almost killing them and somehow they still like you.

You are 8 SOLAR SWEEPS OF AGE. Your pronouns really DEPEND ON YOUR MOOD.