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[lunnitavaldez]

I love them so much that they evoke maternal instincts in me 😔

[m-marinade]

Just little bit of rain☔️

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[greenhorn-art]

Much Ado About Chickens (or "With This Chicken I Thee Wed") by Silvarbelle

Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Category: M/M

Words: 4,189

What the CLUCK? Wei Wuxian has the sense of clucky mutterings with every gift and kindness his Lan Zhan gives him, beginning with Unexpected Proposal Chickens.

and it's fanart comic With this chicken I thee wed!!! by @pakhnokh

This was a fun little story! Gotta love the scene with the roosters — the joke writes itself, and Silvarbelle's delivery is fun:

"With his hands full of cock, Wei Wuxian wondered if his beloved Lan Zhan had finally flown his own mental coop."

Pakhnokh's comic is also beautiful, and I absolutely had to include it!

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ABOUT THE BOOK

FORMAT: Perfect binding, trimmed to 5 7/8" x 4 1/4"

FONTS: Palatino Linotype, Rosarivo [Google Fonts]

IMAGES: Painting of a chicken [Pinterest], Painting of lotus seed pods by Qin Tianzhu [Pinterest], Lotus Home For A Little Mouse by Violetta Boyadzhieva [Pinterest]

MATERIALS: 20lb Domtar EarthChoice Multipurpose Colour Copy Paper (cream), 20lb Hammermill Premium Laser Gloss Paper for Coloue (94 bright), cardstock

PROGRAMS USED: Procreate (cover design), LibreOffice Writer, Bookbinder-JS

TIMELINE OF SHAME:

Typeset: May 2022.

Printed and bound: October 2024.

Posted to Tumblr: July 1, 2026.

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Regarding the typeset:

The decision to use glue and make it into a perfect bound book, instead of a sewn binding, came later in the process. The typeset was made with sewn signatures in mind, so I ended up making 3 separate documents for this fic:

Everything before the comic. I finagled the document so that there would not be random blank pages before the comic.

The comic. Printed on glossy paper for laser printers. The resulting colour was a little lacking compared to if I'd used my inkjet, but there was no ghosting from the other side of the page!

The backmatter. Here, I included links and QR codes to souces, the materials list, and the information from AO3.

Regarding the binding:

This was also my second try at both perfect bound style binding and at making a paperback. I was more liberal with the glue, and pasted down the cover 1/4" onto the endpaper, instead of 1/8" as previous. Definitely more secure!

Regarding the cover:

For the cover design, I went with roosters and lotus pods, from the first and third scenes. I raided Pinterest for the images, which is absolutely terrible for sources. As far as I can figure, the lotus pods on the front are by Qin Tianzhu, and the back cover artwork is by Violetta Boyadzhieva.

[pakhnokh]

Ahhhh??? Hahaha this turned out so beautiful!

The funny thing is that I was so surprised to see this, because I tried printing this exact comic several times years ago, and didn't like the outcome 🤣🤣

Ahh those were good times, with @silvarbelle fics and me doing fanart 👌🏼

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[alyona11]

Colored them :3

[tarjeisandvik-deactivated201802]

[meshok62]

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[skamiverse]

Henrik Holm is in New Jersey for the World Cup!

[pakhnokh]

Anyways, was scrolling through the photos on my phone when suddenly bam! This photo! And I'm like woah! Are those wangxian during their everyday means everyday vow?? And then like, wait, this is my art, I made this! It was a sketch of a panel of a nsfw comic I made a year ago 😯

But why is it that I always like sketches more than complete pieces?? 😅

[teathattast]

[auguris]

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

[copperbadge]

What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.

In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.

I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".

The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!

[mewzaque]

Are adult The Beans usually around the size of the one in the above photo? The most famous one I know of is about three humans tall. Is that a genetic rarity, or is it more like lobsters?

[copperbadge]

There's a lot of debate in TheBean Biology circles about the massive The Bean residing in Millennium Park. It's not known why this The Bean chose the park or why it has grown to such gargantuan size. I'm not an expert, I just live here, but I tend to agree with the newer theory that they can regularly grow to massive sizes in the wild, but we only tend to encounter smaller ones because such huge sizes generally only occur in deep freshwater lakes.

It's certainly very unusual to see a The Bean of that size on land. Such a privilege to live in a place where they feel safe enough to take up residence alongside humans.

[deadbeatadmirer]

[folerdetdufoler]

the days have been zipping by without me noticing but i saw a road sign about traffic for the world cup match tomorrow, and it said june 22nd, so that’s how i learned today was june 21st. today my bill from my medical supplier is two days overdue. and it’s the first day of summer. but most importantly,

happy birthday isak.

[music-daily]

Lil Nas X gives a life update.

[lichfucker]

[video description: Lil Nas X standing outside and talking to the camera. his speech is captioned onscreen. the sky is a vibrant blue behind him, and he's laughing and smiling throughout. end vd]

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

[63]

This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons