Dedede Castle

I'm King round here so do what I say!

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

i saw a post on reddit the other day saying the smash codec calls/palutena’s guidance should be replaced with the NME salesman talking to Dedede about whoever he’s fighting and honestly that is such a superb idea

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“HEY THERE NOW, HOW’S THIS FLAT LIL’ FELLA GONNA CLOBBER KIRBY?”

“Well Triple D, that’s Mr. Game and Watch! This formidable foe from the flat zone may look a little stiff, but he’s no stranger to fighting!”

“It’s a good thing we got a flat rate on this guy.”

[thelordhyness-blog]

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(Hello, this is an introductory to this voice response blog for Hyness, ever since I first voiced him I wanted to make more voice posts involving him so I decided to make this blog, so feel free to ask any question as long as it’s appropriate.)

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((This is the third recording which showcases the voice I’ve made up for the Lightning General of the Jambastion Mages, Zan Partizanne.))

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((This is the second recording which showcases the voice I’ve made up for the Blazing General of the Jambastion Mages, Flamberge.))

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((This is the first recording which showcases the voice I’ve made up for the Frozen General of the Jambastion Mages, Francisca.))

[dededecominatya]

Hey... hey... so your a penguin riiiiight? And your a king riiiiiiiiiight? So doesn’t that make ya a.... EMPOROR penguin? *smug face*

“Empohrah, King, whatevah, I’m still da best rulah ya evah will see.”

[dededecominatya]

((Hey guys))

((Um, I’m really sorry I haven’t been active lately, been kinda busy and the motivation also hasn’t been strong lately, but hopefully I’ll be able to come back somehow))

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Hey there! While this blog is HEAVILY under Construction, there’s still some way to bring it along! Could you please Like/Reblog if you’d like to RP with Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizzane of Kirby Star Allies? Warning: Will contain Spoilers of the game!

Personals/Non-RP Blogs, do not Like/Reblog!

[dededecominatya]

I was just thinkin’

How come I ain’t ever heard of Twin Kracko?  From what I heard, dat’s two Krackos comin’ from one!  I bet there are many versions of dat Kracko that I’m not told ‘bout!

[hoshitoyu]

[dededecominatya]

S U R E L Y Y O U J E S T I N '

[dededecominatya]

MIster Dedede, did you know that you're the most adorable creature in all of dreamland?

“I’m a handsome creature thank you very much”

[littlerainbowlover]

dededecominatya:

Dedede looks at the little clone of himself, it surely has to be of interest if a little clone of himself wanted to follow him, so when the little him waddled toward the door, he followed too.  The DVDs weren’t on his priority list now, now he wanted to see what this little fellow wanted from him.  So when the little Dedede ran off, he ran too.

“Hey! Wait up!”

From what it seems, Mini Dedede isn’t any less aware about how the castle’s corridors work than the king himself, as he is running confidently and knowing just where to take a turn.

Eventually, little guy brings the ‘original’ of himself to the door where catalogues of company’s monsters are stored. When Elline helped to paint Mini Dedede into the existance, her memory about where the place was must have transmitted into him on molecular level - and become a big deal given the person he’s based off, too. Mini Dedede wants the door unlocked, but is so tiny that can only stand on his toes and try to reach the handle with his tiny arms. He just really wants inside.

[dededecominatya]

Dedede made sure to keep up with the little guy, wait wasn’t he here earlier a while ago?  He saw the little guy near the door to his monster catalog collection trying to reach for the handle, but what could he be here for?  Hmm perhaps maybe if this is a clone of his majesty, then likely he wants to take a look at them, (hopefully not order what’s in them, though then again, even if he wanted to, it wouldn’t matter cause he’s been out of contact with NME).

“Ya wanna see what’s in there little guy?  Lemme get da door for ya” Dedede opens the door and led the little guy in making sure to close the door so the others won’t walk in.

[dededecominatya]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE & DETAILED PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE.

Repost with the information of your muse, including head canons, etc. If you fail to answer some of the facts, add some other of your own. When you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same.

(I might do Shadow Dedede later)

NAME: King Dedede AGE: Between his 30s or 40s (at least in human age) SPECIES: A Penguin of some sorts GENDER: Male ORIENTATION: He feel in love with a princess (or who he thought was a princess), but he got rejected to the point where he challenged Vee to a dual.  Other than that, he doesn’t really often pursue any significant other (sometimes wishes he has a queen of his own, but not too much) INTERESTS: Ordering monsters, being king, watching tv, bird watching, making Dededeman episodes in comic form PROFESSION: A King, what else? BODY TYPE: Big and round EYES: Bluish  HAIR: Doesn’t have hair, but more like feathers which is blue SKIN: Also blue HEIGHT: about 6 ft (though if we’re following the Kirby 8-inch theory, then I dunno)

COMPANIONS: Escargoon is his partner in crime, and the Waddle Dees are royal to him as can be

ANTAGONISTS: He considered Kirby this, along with Tiff and Tuff, though after a while, he saw the NME salesguy as this as well for conning him and turning against him. SMELLS: DDD Body soap FRUITS: He likes them best baked in a fruit pie DRINKS: He likes soda pop and juice the best ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Sometimes he might drink some wine SMOKES?: Nope DRUGS?: Doesn’t even know what that is DRIVERS LICENSE?: Usually lets Escargoon drive, but sometimes takes the wheel himself (a bit reckless though)

RANDOM HEADCANON: Had an obsession with monsters ever since he was a kid, be it toys or in a movie.  He likes the giant monster movies the best when one monster fights another. Another random headcanon is that even though he enjoys being King, he does miss his mama and pappy and wonders why they never wrote.

Tagged by: @littlerainbowlover

Tagging: @ask-keeby @askthepuffs @popstars-adventurers @the-cherryberry-blobs and whoever wants to do this.

[dededecominatya]

Gah, if only I got mahself a queen

But at least I got dem chocolates I bought just fo’ mahself, hyehahahahah!

[littlerainbowlover]

dededecominatya:

Dedede waited for his DVDs to be made, surely he made up the last one to see if the they can make something nonexistent like that real, but even if they couldn’t he’ll at least have the others.  He noticed the two of them chatting among themselves, but he didn’t really pay too much mind to it, he just wanted his DVDs.  He felt a tugging on his coat and saw that it was the little Mini Dedede pointing to a door as if he wanted him to go there.

“Eh? What is it little guy? Ya want ta show me something?”

Mini Dedede nods in agreement when asked, his little dumb face seems to somehow express a thought that is bothering him. He tugs on Dedede’s coat again and then lets go, waddling towards the exit door enthusiastically but stopping in a bit to check if he is followed or not.

Meanwhile an arguement between Elline and Claycia seems to be so interesting for the girls that they must barely notice should someone leave the room, which Mini Dedede spots as well. Whether Dedede agrees to go or no, little penguin runs in the corridor, spreading his arms in a silly way.

[dededecominatya]

Dedede looks at the little clone of himself, it surely has to be of interest if a little clone of himself wanted to follow him, so when the little him waddled toward the door, he followed too.  The DVDs weren’t on his priority list now, now he wanted to see what this little fellow wanted from him.  So when the little Dedede ran off, he ran too.

“Hey! Wait up!”

[cherrycoloreddisaster]

dededecominatya:

“So I gotta do some favah you say? I’m listenin’ girlie. What do I gotta do?”

“Oh, how very nice of you to cooperate! Well, you see… NME is quite a sorry excuse for a company in any of it’s incarnation, and as you have very smartly noticed, they aren’t even effective. As you know I come from another side of the mirror, so… Let’s say, to prove that you truly support my side, you must show rejection of these sad people to the company I know as well!”

She hands him a papersheet with the typed text on it, she was prepaired. It’s a long and unfriendly text, saying ‘Your company was the most pitiful of your countless mistakes. You could have even been forgiven if you stopped tainting the universe by making more of your useless monsters, but I guess you aren’t a person decent enough for it. Honestly, it’s incredible how you still allow your crybaby face to show up before people. Don’t you just want to make their existance worse by having them always worry about you and feel guilty for wounding you with every word? It is just fascinating how no matter what you do it always leads to someone’s misery, but I believe you are the most miserable one in the end for being so pathetic. You’ve made your only real act of charity by letting it and it’s idiot employee to blow up to no return.’

“I want you to pass this to the… ‘other’ Nightmare. You know, the yellow guy… As a letter. Since you definitely can read you see it is a very polite and thoughtout explanation as to why you have to deny his friendly squishy ‘monsters’ to have my strong and capable ones. He will take it nicely and be happy for you, I promice~!” She smiles brightly, her willpower is all strained to not let her laugh, “Oh, I’ve almost forgotten! It might be a bit hard to reach himself personally, but you can pass the letter to him through Yamikage! You know, the ninja man? I believe you might have met… The ‘other’ Yamikage is wearing bright clothes and uses some other nickname, you won’t miss him~ Okay?”

[dededecominatya]

Dedede took a look at the letter, there were only a few words he recognized but the king had some difficulty reading it, but he can’t let this red haired girlie cheat him out of a doomer, he’s gotta get a doomer or five.  (Though if he could read what it said, he would much rather send it to the company that has caused him misfortune since day one).

“So all’s I gotta do is send dis lettah from ya to dat yellah wizard, but find anotha Yamikage ta send him it?  Alright, but where am I gonna find dat chump?  He bettah not ditch me like dat othah Ninja guy.”