Deeg The Womprat

Do you love me, or are you just lonely? 32, he/him

[excitementshewrote]

[anxietyproblem]

[guerrillatech]

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[spicymochi]

they are on a date

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

peace on planet fucking earth

[ashleyloob]

Val vs. eyeliner

[sergle]

Girl boss, girl bulge, girl bush or something

and that's that on that!

[alleycatboy]

you're in her dm's

she made me into a sim so she could torture me

[alleycatboy]

aww she let me swim in the pool

[alleycatboy]

umm babygirl.. where did the ladder go?

[everythingfox]

Baby

(via)

[oughtnots]

devil and angel on my shoulders but the angel is obviously just a second devil wearing cardboard wings and a taped-on halo

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[guerrillatech]

[hgsn-moved]

come get your man he's not doing anything wrong he just misses you

[swordscomic]

swordle