:)

20 and wanna McFreaking die. Kentucky.

[chessys]

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

[earthdad]

shirt off

legs spread

meat out

not a care in the world bro

[onlytwitterpics]

[philosophybits]

“I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

u think i really give a fuck ? i can’t even read

[silk101]

damn a bitch be feeling empty as fuck sometimes

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hobotoboggan]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[meatpower]

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. 

A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)

I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect. 

Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types. 

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Men get pegged

[mens-rights-activia]

I honestly stopped reading at “men get pegged” and I was like “they sure do”

[the-nerdy-autist]

I’m glad neither of you took the time to read one person’s opinion. What is reading comprehension or textual analysis anyways? Worried it might pop your bubble? Grow up.

[mens-rights-activia]

I honestly stopped reading at “I’m glad” and was like “good for you”

[frogmp3]

i’m so glad we all stopped at “men get pegged” i read that then immediately scrolled to the end of this post to make this comment

[henstomper]

well folks, Smooth Yoda has taken the senate

[henstomper]

with 100% of districts reporting and 87% of votes nationwide, Smooth Yoda now controls every seat. the 13% of americans that did not vote for him will be liquidated shortly.

[thebootydiaries]

nothing scares me more than the absolute power held by rural white people. imagine the potential they could have if they learned to read .. just got chills ..

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[hungwy]

Kermit pussy indulgence

[slavery]

What if your Uber drive threw a flash bang in the backseat

[glnger-ale-official]

i would open my mouth and I would catch it in my teeth and I would swallow it whole

[lesbiannebonny]

[thebootydiaries]

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

[melowtune]