I know it's 3 a.m, but I Have Things To Say

Be queer, do nothing. Until it's too late. Then panic.

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if you are a queer penumbra podcast fan who has never been in love with peter nureyev, you are a superior being and you should be feared

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the best thing about most siblings is that you're immune to all of their yo mama jokes

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new year, still queer

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santa claus is a dictator and his elves live in a communist society

[deerandqueer]

we stan a nonbinary icon:

[deerandqueer]

dear "how am i supposed to explain this to my children" community

i'm afraid i fail to notice how a literal cult led by an old bearded man thats purpose is to spy on children and offer them candy and gifts is less problematic than a queer relationship

thank you for your time

[deerandqueer]

i bet jon's grandma got him a cheap copy of 50 shades of grey when he was 8, and that's how he realized he was ace

[deerandqueer]

just finished eos 10, YOU calm down

[deerandqueer]

Laughing so hard you can't breathe is probably one of the best and worst feelings at the same time

[deerandqueer]

Telling a stressed person to get some sleep is basically just another version of "have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Ok, but hear me out: an episode of Killer Karaoke, but the contestants just walk over legos

[deerandqueer]

Jazz is just drunk sound waves