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@deezdominates
@deezdominates: I don't fucks with the super china buffet cause I can make that shit at home
@deezdominates: Don't ever fucking question the sesame that is my chicken
@deezdominates: Also, if you're one of those posers that fux wid duck sauce, then unfortunately I can't fux wid you
@deezdominates: Please take back your shitty attitude, I cannot accept it. However I do accept cash, credit, rupees, and sometimes yen.
@deezdominates: Cray-Magnon Man
Deez on Chads and Ashleys
@deezdominates: Yes! I no longer have to hang out with the Chads and Ashleys since Chad broke up with Ashley after Ashley cheated on Chad with another Chad
@deezdominates: Chad should've listened when I told him to stop buying that bitch Ashley flowers & instead a 1st class flight down the stairs #takeflight
@deezdominates: The new broad keeps talking about dancing with the stars, she has a fantastic body so Ima let that slide.
@deezdominates: Please consider possibly sitting on my face
@deezdominates: Science is the balls, doe
@deezdominates: I'm not concerned about getting old cause I'm Asian and Ima look 25 for the next 20 years
@deezdominates: I feel like I'm way better than Garth Brooks cause none of my friends are in low places
@deezdominates: I love running into people I haven't seen in a while & they ask what I've been up to "oh u know, just carrying the entire state on my back"
Truer words were never spoken.
@deezdominates: The truth is often stupid
Deez on dentists
@deezdominates: I wanna fight my dentist so fucking badly
a grownass woman
@deezdominates: Riding in the elevator w/maintenance lady. Her beard, freshly trimmed with a scent of brut. Her swagger, rugged like the horse whisperer
Deez on SMH
@deezdominates: I don't physically smh. I verbally smh. It's a much more potent form of smh-ing @deezdominates: For example, when Schneiderman walks in wearing a $17 dollar suit and a bowl cut. I walk up to him and just say "smh" @deezdominates: Or this morning, Candice was bragging how her boyfriend loves her so much but has yet to throw her down the stairs. I verbally smhed at her
You're probably right.
@deezdominates: Tryna think of something that nobody on the planet has ever said, and all I can come up with is "I wish I lived in flint"
Deez on being direct
@deezdominates: When sales people ask me "is there anything I can help u find?" I reply with "why yes, could u please direct me to the nearest glory hole"
maybe next halloween.
@deezdominates: I'm gonna go walk around the city now and fight crime with my wok, dressed as a cowboy #WokerTexasRanger
@deezdominates: The fine ass attorney must be doing squats because her ass looks phenomenal & I just wanna reach out & touch it but I can't because jail