laters taters

I'm not really here anymore oops. But enjoy exploring the remnants of this vast world.

[middlechildswag]

[northgang]

[x]

[tagfer]

Me, before GO was announced: I wonder if any of my followers live nearby. I’d love to meet up with them… on second thought, nah. Kinda risky.

Me, after GO was announced: IF ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS LIVE NEARBY I AM GOING TO FIGHT THEM

[defconfive-blog]

me waking up this morning: i'm gonna get all my homework done today

me the rest of the day: *plays GTA 5*

[naw-that-aint-me]

Visit Original Link

[ma11ory]

say it ain’t so | weezer

[ladyhistory]

HELLO ANON I PRESENT TO YOU:

“HOW TO GET INSPIRED TO DO WORK YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WITH HELP FROM TEDDY ROOSEVELT”

BECAUSE IT’S

IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A STUPID TREE

CHOP THAT LOSER DOWN BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR WAY

THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT

OF COURSE IT WAS

NOW IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A SHADY MOUSTACHED MAN WITH GUNS

PUNCH THAT JERK IN THE FACE

GET YOU SOME FOOD YOU DESERVE IT

WHAT’S THAT

PEOPLE THINK YOU WON’T SUCCEED?

THAT’S REAL FUNNY BECAUSE YOU

YOU ARE BIGGER AND BADDER THAN ALL YOUR ASSIGNMENTS AND THOSE ASSIGNMENTS CAN GO CRY IN A CORNER BECAUSE YOU ARE LAYING ON THE

KEEP CHUGGING YOU’RE DOING GREAT

WAVING AT THE HATERS LIKE

BECAUSE YOU’RE HARD AT WORK AND THEY WISH THEY HAD THE GOLDEN FRIED WORK ETHIC THAT YOU DO

CAN YOU DO IT?

LOOK AT YOU LEARNING NEW THINGS AND SHOWING THAT MATERIAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK UP ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE LIKE A DAMN SCHOOL AMOEBA

NOW GET UP AND GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAY:

YOU CAN DO IT

SO ROCK ON

TEDDY OUT

[psijii-deactivated20151030]

“ What things? I like things! I’m the king of things! “

[lunahudson]

[m0uthbr3ather]

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

[biszumletzten]

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

[mynameisdevon]

BABUSHKATS

[petarparker]

[xmendaily]

Marvel Teams: The X-Men (Days of Future Past)

The past: a new and uncertain world. A world of endless possibilities and infinite outcomes. Countless choices define our fate: each choice, each moment, a moment in the ripple of time.

[fakeahjeremy]

Pokemon Go is gonna ruin my fucking life I’m gonna actually go outside and wander around and probably get lost 2 cities over because of my deep soul crushing desire to catch them all

[barney-barton]

[defconfive-blog]

Me, in class: [pokemon go bracelet buzzes]

Me: o shit man

Me: [raises hand]

Me: yes um, teacher, there is a pokemon around here and I really need to catch it may I be excused

Teacher: not if i catch it first

Teacher: [runs out of classroom]

[flying-shark-lazer]

fun fun doodle of my to babe pups being complete garbage.

[cocaineteas]

*looks reflection in the mirror*: I’m so relevant and beautiful.

[bloomsbury]

otp: too tol + too smol

[kingsdarga]

*dying bear noise*

[3000w]

My new fanart: )