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To say he was in awe would be an understatement. Tickle Brick impressed. For a three-foot alien, Zim might not be as much talk as Brick expected. ❝Technology like this? Forget street cleaning, Shrimpy. Leave that to the amateurs. You got any idea what we’re capable of here?❞

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Zim had an evil grin on his face as he marched around his lab. He missed this feeling of inspiration. Finally, someone who acknowledged what he was truly capable of. “We are capable of a lot. Zim on his own has accomplished many things. I don’t even know where to start telling you of Zim’s great past deeds.”

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“That looks broken.”

The pair’s latest plans went slightly more south than Zim had liked, but still, the humans had a lot of stuff they had to rebuild and the destruction made Zim happy. Despite their successful escape from the authorities who likely already forgot they existed, Zim had tripped along the way while trying to keep up with Brick.

Curse his tiny body.

Refusing to admit that something about him could be broken, Zim continued to walk around on his strangely bent leg. It hurt, yes, but the PAK should heal it momentarily.

Every few steps, Zim would utter a few curses in what had to have been the Irken language, as they were obviously no language of earth. His PAK had better things to do than translate for him right now.

“Zim is not broken.” He switched back to English just long enough to take another step and let out a loud alien curse. “Zim is far from broken!”

After another stubborn step forward, Zim fell face first onto the pavement. He stayed there for a moment, quietly thinking about his situation. “Maybe Zim is broken.” The words were muttered into the ground, not realizing Brick meant his leg looked broken.

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PLACE IN SOCIETY

✖ FINANCIAL – wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty / n/a ✖ MEDICAL – fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged ✖ CLASS OR CASTE – upper / middle / working / slave / unsure / none ✖ EDUCATION – qualified / unqualified / studying ✖ CRIMINAL RECORD – yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / has aided / committed crimes but not caught yet / none / in multiple countries / where all am i wanted again?

FAMILY

✖ MARITAL STATUS – married, happily / married, unhappily / engaged / partnered / single / divorced / widow or widower / separated / it’s complicated ✖ CHILDREN – has a child or children / no children / wants children / adopted a child ✖ FAMILY – close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no sibling(s) / sibling(s) are deceased ✖ AFFILIATION – orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / other

TRAITS & TENDENCIES

✖ extroverted / introverted / in-between ✖ disorganized / organized / in-between ✖ close-minded / open-minded / in-between ✖ disagreeable / agreeable / in-between ✖ cautious / reckless / in-between ✖ patient / impatient / in-between ✖ outspoken / reserved / in-between ✖ leader / follower / in-between ✖ empathetic / apathetic / in-between ✖ optimistic / pessimistic / in-between ✖ traditional / modern / in-between ✖ hard-working / lazy / in-between ✖ cultured / uncultured / in-between ✖ loyal / disloyal / unknown ✖ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS

✖ FAITH – monotheistic / polytheistic / atheist / agnostic / nontheist / unsure ✖ BELIEF IN GHOSTS / SPIRITS – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✖ BELIEF IN AFTERLIFE – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✖ BELIEF IN REINCARNATION – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✖ BELIEF IN ALIENS – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✖ PHILOSOPHICAL – yes / no / sometimes

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

✖ SEXUALITY – heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual / greysexual ✖ SEX – sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable ✖ ROMANCE – romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable ✖ SEXUALLY – adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious ✖ POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS – male / female / agender / none / all / undetermined ✖ POTENTIAL ROMANTIC PARTNERS – male / female / agender / none / all / undetermined

ABILITIES

✖ COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ LITERACY SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ ARTISTIC SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ TECHNICAL SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

✖ DRINKING ALCOHOL – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✖ SMOKING – trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✖ OTHER NARCOTICS – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✖ MEDICINAL DRUGS – never / sometimes (when prescribed) / frequently / to excess ✖ INDULGENT FOOD – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✖ SPLURGE SPENDING – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✖ GAMBLING – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

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You aren't happy with the way things currently are, and I know you're doing everything in your power to better yourself and your surroundings, but sometimes you come off as bitter and defensive when in reality you're just independent and strong. There isn't always this need to be stoic, sometimes your emotion is called for, you should learn to communicate through your heart from words, touch, and food.

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In a flash of neon red, Brick sped off to and back with the firetruck. Panicked fireman still inside and all. Brick hosted the truck it in the air with a single hand, and a few concerned citizens were already starting to scatter. ❝I think we’re gonna need something bigger if we’re talking world domination here.❞ Ah. That high pressure water hose sure was pretty, pretty boring now looking at it.

Disinterested, Brick tossed the firetruck aside like a bored child would with his toy. ❝There’s gotta be something bigger, something better.❞ Or worse, in this case.

Zim was actually getting excited by the prospect of destroying a few lives. He found amusement in the panic that was already being caused by just Brick lifting up the truck.

“Bigger and better?” The wheels in Zim’s head go round and round. “How big are we talking? If we want to stick to the theme we could set the town on fire--NO. Not good enough! Not big enough!” He was mostly talking to himself now.

“At the risk of repeating past successes of the great ZIM, we can’t launch a water balloon from space filled with all the earth’s water. However we could make a giant fire hose out of some technology I have back at the lab and we could pressure wash this entire city away...”

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The acronym was meant to be an impulsive regurgitation of words, but this was a better reaction than Brick expected. Biting down on his lower lip, the Ruff couldn’t hold back the urge to snicker. Still, he figured he could fuel Zim’s indignation for the thots. All with well deserved intention.

❝Hate to break it to ya, but everyone’s got an inner thot. These poor bastards are just a lost cause.❞ Brick shook his head in feigned dismay, releasing the alien from his grip. ❝Say, how about we do a little street cleaning?❞ He’s got his sights on a conveniently parked fire truck down the block and he’s already halfway down the street.

“You LIE” Zim landed on his feet as Brick dropped him. “Zim has no thot in him! I am eeeevil. And I am sure there is no thot in you.” If only Zim knew...

“Cleaning the street of thots?” Zim really should stop using that word, but it was a new word for him and he enjoyed learning a new word. “Yees. Let us wipe them off the streets. We shall conquer the streets and then the town and then the WORLD.” Of course, Zim couldn’t help but exaggerate a little. He had no off button for these things.

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A smile tugs at Brick’s face before he kneels down to give Zim a noogie. ❝Not like I’ve got much choice, shrimpy.❞ He laughs before picking up Zim by the arm and dangling the alien before him. ❝You see all this?❞ He gestures towards the bustling street before them. ❝THOTS, Zim. Thots everywhere. Don’t it piss you off? Something’s gotta be done about all these thots.❞

Zim dangled from Brick’s grip but didn’t seem to mind it much. It was nice to be closer to eye level to humans sometimes. He’d ignore the shrimpy comment for now. There were more pressing matters. “They are all heroes?” Maybe something clicked in Zim’s head, because now he truly felt he understood the meaning of the word thot.

His expression turned into an evil smirk.

“Live free for today, thots. For your time on this pathetic dirt ball are numbered. For soon you shall all kneel before ZIM!” It’s not like he had any good plans in a while, but now the wheels in his head were turning. Thanks for the motivation, Brick.

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❝Y’know….❞ Right, three-foot munchkin from outer-space….❝A thot. That Hero Over There. A THOT, Zim. One of ‘em earth acronyms. ❞

“So, it is I don’t kneel to no that hero over there.” Zim seemed to be having trouble processing this, but he would believe anything Brick said due to him being Butch’s leader and all... “Sounds out of place, but Zim shall accept this. However, Zim is no thot. I am evil. Thus you could still kneel before me.”

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