#blxdgeoner

[brcmeo]

@blxdgeoner

          “ Heck... I look good today! “ Baron was staring at himself in a shop window, quite happy over his attempted ‘ bad boy ‘ attire that he swore up and down he wore all too impressively. 

[taeveop]

...Maybe he had taken a wrong turn.

     Google Maps had told him to take a right instead of a left. But yet the right turn had made some kind of strange left bend and now... Siri keeps yelling at him to make a U-turn and take some weird junction. It’s stressful to say the least and Harper can see a city just up ahead. But Google and Siri can’t seem to shake hands and agree on what they want to do, nonetheless, give some name to the city up ahead. Why does he have a fancy smart phone if it can’t be smart for him?

     He groans, resisting the urge to throw his head into the steering wheel in defeat. It’s getting dark, he’s cold and he’s hungry. Driving for several hours already, with the majority of his life in the bed of his old Chevy, he just wants this trip to be done and over with. But he has to take a break, find somewhere to sleep for the night... as much as he hates staying in cities, he doesn’t seem to have a choice.

     Taking the road closer into the city, Townsville appearing on a big board of the city limits, it’s a bit relieving to know that it actually has a name. But he still has no idea where to go for lodging... and as much as he hates it, he’s going to have to ask for help. Surely it wasn’t a trashy town with ‘Townsville’ being its name. A five minute prep as he enters populated streets, he finds the closest person to the curb and slowly pulls to the side before rolling down the window.

     “ U-Um... hello... s-sorry, do you know where the closest motel is...? ”

@blxdgeoner​

[choiicesmade]

“ JESUS FUCK IT BIT ME. “ (@ Blossom. Foster AU?? Foster AU.)

“Than maybe don’t agitate it,” Blossom snapped irritably, glaring at her brother. She rolled her eyes inwardly–god he was such a boy sometimes. She squatted down and held out a hand, softening her voice and expression, “Here baby—that’s right. Not so scary right? Hi sweetheart.” She cooed as the baby pitbull head butted at her hand for scratches. She looked it Brick smugly. “See?”

[bewitchin-blog1]

all the even questions for the shipping meme 8^)

are you open to on-the-fly shipping with your muse? Beatrix is one of the more open to shipping muses, however for long term things to work, they would have to click rather well. 

what sort of things does your muse look for in a partner? Someone who can give her attention when she wants it. In all honestly, she doesn’t even know what she looks for.

what sort of things does your muse AVOID in a partner? Asshole personalities.

what is the lowest and highest age person you’ll ship with your muse? Legal age for minimum. Beatrix tends to get along with most people so probably up to late 20s. 

how easily does your muse fall in love? Really easily. He looks like he kicks ass? Hell yeah. He a sweetie? Sweats.

has your muse dated before? if so, how long did those relationships usually last? They have been short usually, she cannot handle getting close to someone.

would your muse ever get married? It would depend. The idea does scare her.

does your muse usually take the lead in relationships? 99% of the time her impulsive ideas is what leads them on adventures.

who are some characters you ship your muse with? 🌈 do you tend to write more romantic ships, or more platonic and familial ships? Any and all. Character buildup and story plots are my fave whether its family or friends.

how long does your muse have to know someone before they decide to ask them out? It honestly depends. Sometimes it feels like it could even be a ‘love at first sight’ thing.

what is your muse’s love language? 1000% blunt.

how easily would your muse get over a bad breakup? It would depend on how attach she was to her partner/how the breakup went down.

does your muse usually plan out dates or go with the flow? Go with the flow.

if your muse is uncomfortable in a relationship, will they address the problem or keep quiet? Address the problem.

does your muse believe in soulmates? Yes she does.

would your muse forgive their partner for cheating on them? Hell no.how many ships do you currently have with your muse? 0

is there someone your muse has a crush on, but who you don’t actually have a ship with? 🌈   I’m still setting stuff up. Jaja.

what would push you to drop a ship? If it was too pushy/making me uncomfortable.

[choiicesmade]

blxdgeoner replied to your post “Your Dating Service Shindan Date with Bubbles Utonium. Date Fee: $1122...”

bubbles out there living the literal sugar baby life-

she puts the sugar in sugar baby

[defectiveperfections]

“That looks broken.”

The pair’s latest plans went slightly more south than Zim had liked, but still, the humans had a lot of stuff they had to rebuild and the destruction made Zim happy.  Despite their successful escape from the authorities who likely already forgot they existed, Zim had tripped along the way while trying to keep up with Brick.

Curse his tiny body.

Refusing to admit that something about him could be broken, Zim continued to walk around on his strangely bent leg.  It hurt, yes, but the PAK should heal it momentarily.

Every few steps, Zim would utter a few curses in what had to have been the Irken language, as they were obviously no language of earth.  His PAK had better things to do than translate for him right now.

“Zim is not broken.”  He switched back to English just long enough to take another step and let out a loud alien curse.  “Zim is far from broken!”

After another stubborn step forward, Zim fell face first onto the pavement.  He stayed there for a moment, quietly thinking about his situation.  “Maybe Zim is broken.”  The words were muttered into the ground, not realizing Brick meant his leg looked broken.