Lime

19// she/her // owned by @notamint // bisexual brat

[explodinglobsters]

warm up

[lylarusso]

[the-readers-archive]

Listen Up Girlies:

Vaginal discharge is NORMAL.

Vaginas are NATURALLY acidic enough to bleach (yes bleach) your panties. That’s why you may or may not have fabric discoloration on your panties.

It’s normal to have an outtie vagina. They’re actually more common than innie vaginas (but both are completely normal).

Wearing panty liners 24/7 IS NOT NECESSARY.

The size of your labia is normal. There is no “right” or “wrong” labia size or shape. No one in real life has a PH pussy just so you know.

It is normal to have darker skin down there. If someone tells you otherwise they’re just being a dick. Punch them in the face.

A guys sperm CAN knock out your PH balance and change the natural smell of your vagina.

It is not safe nor is it required for your vagina to smell like roses and candy. Stop expecting it to and stop letting others think it’s suppose to too.

Keep all that Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, and anything else high in fragrance away from your vagina. It’s unhealthy and unsafe for your vagina and it doesn’t even need it.

DO NOT WASH THE INSIDE OF YOUR VAGINA. THE INSIDE OF THE VAGINA CLEANS ITSELF.

Stop douching. That shit does more harm than good in the long run.

You being “tight” or “loose” has absolutely NOTHING to do with how often you have sex. That dumb shit came out of a man’s mouth who couldn’t get it up or turn his girl on and society ran with it.

If your vagina is smelly 24/7 or your discharge is smelly. Schedule an appointment with your gynecologist. Don’t blame yourself for the stench. You may not be at fault in the situation.

DRINK WATER AND CRANBERRY JUICE OR TAKE CRANBERRY PILLS.

WEAR COTTON PANTIES. SILK, LACE, AND SATIN ARE THE DEVIL IF YOU WEAR THEM 24/7.

Pee after sex. Please pee after sex and before for good measures. The urine rinses any left over fluids from the urinary tract that got left behind.

The best thing for your vagina is TO LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE.

Listen to your body and not the mouths of men who think washing between their ass cheeks is gay and literally call their shit stains “gooch juice”. Stop letting boys who get their sex ed from PH tell YOU about YOUR BODY.

[beautyinthebruise]

why is it that every time i read some weird dom take that’s actually super abusive and damaging its always some weird old white man in his 60-70s???? like just say you’re an abuser and move on joe we get it

[definitelime]

If I can breathe, clearly you’re not doing it right

[urhighnessbitch]

There's just something about a sub on a leash that makes my mind go crazy. Especially when l can use it to have them crawl behind me, or tug on it when l want them to look at me, or put it in their mouth when l want them to wait for me in a certain place

[sweetcanddy-deactivated20220114]

[balaclava-bunny]

don't you dare go "make me" with me, i'm not the type to simply let you off with a single slap and my hand around your throat. no. i will not hesitate to gag your stupid, dumb mouth right then and there, get you on your knees and force you to hump my shoe.

[wild-depression-appears]

Anybody want to come to my place, put a shock collar on me, and use me/make me do gross stuff and shock me any time I try to protest or say anything at all until all I can do is whine and whimper and not think at all? Because that would be great right now.

[definitelime]

your name is lime? that’s kinda sus bro (im sorry i had to)

skjhdajsghdaj this actually made me laugh cos it took me completely by surprise lol

[blindfoldboy-og]

groping is so hot like yes please wrap your hands around me and touch me anywhere you want... go ahead, press a hand between my thighs and make me say who I belong to...

[omwb1234]

Oh, there's people outside who might hear if I fuck you too hard? Then it's best if I cover your mouth and force you into the pillow because I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with you, regardless of who hears me

[vulpixiee]

Relationships should be 50/50, he lets me wear his hoodies, and I wear absolutely nothing underneath them

[collarvamp]

the idea of someone cumming into my hands and forcing me to lap it up occurred to me at work today and i can't decide if i think it's disgusting or hot

[pmdltd]

i would like a boot on my head !!! i want !! to be stepped on !! n then told how cute i look writhing beneath ur foot !!

[definitelime]

Guys in suits or in shirts with their sleeves rolled up will never fail to get me on my knees in 0.2 seconds

[definitelime]

Fuck me against a window so our neighbours can see what a good little pet I am for you <3

[definitelime]

okay but somebody walking by and seeing me with my mouth all open? my cat ears askew from how much you’ve been pulling my hair? my pretty little tits all littered with bites and bruises? the little bell on my collar jingling with each thrust?