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As I'm getting viva New Vegas working I'm realizing that it would be very funny to do a playthrough as Benjamin Poindexter, now I just wish there was a mod that would allow you to throw random junk items at people because that's incredibly funny.

#fallout #new vegas #daredevil #bullseye #pretty please

My to-do list is very funny but also kinda depressing because In order to play the Minecraft create mod, I first must make friends, however making friends is one step below getting the viva new vegas mod for fallout New Vegas working. Really does show how my priorities are a bit odd

#funny #life #fallout

Mowing the lawn was invented by big grass to sell me more lawnmowers.

#big grass #conspiracy

I call him Clarence

#tomodachi living the dream

I have the power of lasers, Eldritch horrors, non euclidean geometry and entities beyond our comprehension, all for me to bend and control at the flick of the wrist, and I'm being brought to my knees to plead for mercy for fucking staplers.

#abiotic factor

One bird two stones

Fucking hate that bird

#I'm not sure if this has been said before #I hate birds

A friend showed me what tomodachi life is and now I mysteriously and for a totally different reason absolutely require 348.12$ as soon as possible.

#tomodachi life #not implying anything I swear #how to sell organs #grammar is hard

What should I name him?

#abiotic factor

ANTS vs POKEMON MATH....if my math is correct :/

i will be using the famous "1 billion lions vs every Pokémon" and replacing the lions with ants which requires a bit of scaling that can be debated.

there are 20-100 quadrillion ants on earth roughly(we will use 20 quadrillion to ease the odds) which is 20x10^15

in order to scale ants to fight every Pokémon we must find the increase from the base amount of lions (on earth) to the hypothetical 1 billion, we must do this because their is a big difference between a billion lions and a billion ants.

There are 39 thousands lions on earth at most, 39 thousand to 1 billion is an increase of 2,564,000% (I'm bad at math so i could be hilariously off but I'm somewhat confident that's the right number).

MATH TIME :)

1,000,000,000 - 39,000= 999,961,000

999,961,000/39,000=25640

25640 x 100 = 2,564,000%

(i think that's how you do that?)

We then take our 20 quadrillion ants and add the percent increase which would be

2,564,000/100 = 25640

20x10^15 x 25640= 5.128e+20 or 512800000000000000000000 or 512 quintillion 800 quadrillion (i think my math is correct but i got conflicting answers when trying different methods so it may be off by a zero).

When compared to 1028 unique Pokémon species (i don't really know what I'm supposed to go by so please correct me if my amount of Pokémon is "wrong") each Pokémon would have to fight around 4.988326e+17 or 498.832600000000000 or 498.8 quadrillion EACH now i may be naive or uneducated but i firmly believe in big number supremacy, i think the whole "technically immortal" or "reality bending god" thing becomes irrelevant when THE ANTS THEMSELVES BREAK TIME AND SPACE FROM SHEER NUMBERS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk and i sincerely apologize for being annoying but i got bored with a calculator which is like top 3 most dangerous mathematical situations.

i also find ants incredibly funny :)

#pokemon #pokémon #ants #ant #mathematics #nerd #yapping

"So uhhhhh.... you getting close to nature recently?"