a definitely cool person

absolutely GOATED you can already tell i'm a definitely cool person. def-cool.straw.page

[hyunota]

sparring buddies

This got rly out of hand I was just drawing flowery spending time with each of the other flowers and planning to have little doodles of them all on a page lmao

[gabowook]

Guns and roses or something like that. Thank you Toby Fox for all your blue and yellow couples

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[diabowlicat]

[ryan-sometimes]

Y’all have been making such good additions to this post

[astrophysician]

clarity

[astrophysician]

the tags on this have me LOSING it, y’all are so fucking funny i’m glad you enjoyed

[hirngespinst-phi]

It's my headcanon that Addisons glow like digital adds and Spamton lost his glow during his messed up puppet transformation.

[cyacougar]

kinda a HC for me that deimos swoons over sanford whenever he kills/tortures agents bc hes an ex-agent and HATES the agency

[soapbbox]

Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

[triptrippy]

[krunchy-bone]

I don’t see enough Redux Dude.

[dudis-trusikebi]

hes just a baby ok

[yakowo]

shit talkers

[8oman]

Based from "An Experiment 2"

Ref:

[lycanlithium]

[valkalover]

For the curious folk out there who want to read the Postal novel, or for those who haven’t heard of it at all I humbly present…

THE ENTIRE Postal Novel

Chapter One “The Robbery” The sun reflects in the window of a red car with no logo. The rays engulf the cold steel, but cannot

Enjoy your read! 🌹

[lycanlithium]

dude-les

[buggylovecake]

the badger saw wiki page on the postal wiki has a little section saying postal dude hugs the badger but they NEVER SHOW A VID OF IT. i am changing that.

[definitely-cool-person]

oh god that's adorable

[instituteguarddog]

kurimandude

[definitely-cool-person]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE CHIIKAWA AND POSTAL SO MUCH IM GOING INSANE

you could even say i'm going postal

hmmmmm