the princess and the queen

you can only hold a smile for so long; after that it's just teeth

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

[ganondorf]

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[helenvaughans]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[sandmandaddy69]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[kosmogrl]

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel