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[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[weaver-z]

Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

[weaver-z]

Good Lird.....

[memeuplift]

[devontae]

[sweetiepie08]

@blackaquokat

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[only-tiktoks]

[earhartsease]

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[biomic]

saru brother

[ohthewhomanity]

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

[anarchowizardist]

[nothinghappenshereyoubitch]

[enddaysengine]

The cool thing in this footage is that you can see the exact moment the gorilla make ps eye contact and is immediately like, "I am looking anywhere except that goddamn camera." He goes out of his way to look both away and at a different elevations, ensures he doesn't make accidental contact as his body turns, and only relaxes when he is fully looking the other direction.

[vonlipwig]

my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you're one of the funniest people i know, you're wearing the hell out of that dress, you're so sexy wtf, you're so talented, i love talking to you, you're so fun to be around, you're so kind, that haircut is amazing, i love you, i love you, i love you

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

[adventurecore-suggestions]

i love all the words we have that mean traveler. i love the shades of difference between wanderer and rambler and rover. i love the boldness of adventurer and the purposefulness of explorer, the lawlessness of vagabond and the capability of wayfarer, the quiet reverence of pilgrim and the wild rootlessness of nomad.

[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

[acti-veg]

“About twenty years ago, I attended a lecture by a Harvard professor who talked about how corporations operate like modern-day kingdoms. At one time, she said, people believed kings ruled by divine right, and today we seem to believe the same thing about corporations. Toward the end, she asked, “Do you know what it is that allowed people to let go of, overcome, and reject the notion of the divine right of kings?” I held my breath and got ready to take some notes. Her answer: “They just stopped believing in it.”

- Frances Moore Lappé

[genz-bisexual]

I love having immigrant parents because they don’t know societal gender norms in America at all.

Today we went out to eat (socially distanced w masks when applicable) and without a second thought my dad buys a really sweet drink and my mom buys a sweet drink too. When the waiter came to the table he was like “I don’t know who ordered which” because y’know usually people associate sweet drinks with women, but he couldn’t play that game this time so he set the two drinks between my parents. My parents were oblivious to the implications and idea that men shouldn’t drink sweet drinks and just went about their night. Both enjoyed their drinks very much.

I just like moments like that. I like how my parents in some ways don’t conform to gender roles whatsoever. I like how my dad does the dishes every night, and my mom makes the bigger paycheck around here. I like that my dad always waits for my mom to eat dinner because even though he has a 9-5 job my mom’s schedule changes every day and she could come home late.

It’s just little things that make me smile. I’m glad my dad shamelessly enjoys sweet alcoholic drinks because he hates the bitterness of alcohol, and I like that my mom doesn’t make fun of that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

How it feels talking to my center-right friends and family members.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[what-even-is-thiss]

[tikkety-tok]

not to be dramatic but I'd die for them

[valterras]

luz and toye vibes.