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Avatar: The Last Airbender + Twitter Posts - Part 6

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

Korra: Croissants: dropped Bolin: Road: works ahead Mako: BBQ sauce: on my titties Asami: Shavacado: fre Jinora: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Tenzin: Tenzin, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Zuko: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Katara: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Zuko: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Suki: Actually I did the math, Katara would have $225, not $0.15. Katara: Fam I’m right here.... Sokka: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Zuko: while you’re there could you buy me an appy juice please? Sokka: Sorry I only have a dollar Zuko: :( Suki: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Katara would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Sokka: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an appy juice Suki: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Aang: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice Suki: Apply juice to what Toph: Directly to the forehead Katara: Great chat everyone

Suki: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Aang: What if it bites me and it dies!? Sokka: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Aang, learn to listen. Katara: What if it bites itself and I die? Toph: That’s voodoo. Zuko: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Aang: That’s correlation, not causation. Katara: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Toph: That’s kinky. Suki: Oh my God.

Ozai: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Katara: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Sokka: More or less, I guess... Aang: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Zuko: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Toph: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Zuko: You kidnapped The Warden? That’s illegal! Suki: But Zuko, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing The Warden, or being stuck in here? Zuko: Kidnapping The Warden Suki!!! Sokka: Zuko, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- Aang, Katara, Toph, and the others are counting on us! Zuko: What, to kidnap people?!?! Sokka: To work together! Zuko: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Hakoda: Zuko, we all agreed a warden is a not a people.