Fredrick

[definitely-the-real-fred]

hello please help me

I’m Fredrick a painter on the first floor I made a few self portraits and now there are a bunch of copies of me all over

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Who the absolute shit are you where the flipside fuck am i

-hologram

my apartment?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[heartholomewmewyeah]

You know what sure. That works. Lets just trample him with status effects until he dies

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I don’t want to damage my disguise is the problem.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

..Are you implying you want me to do the dirty work instead

[definitely-the-real-fred]

no, no I just am going to go get the shotgun we have over by godhead and use that

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Are you sure sam didn't already pick it up?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

pretty sure yeah

[heartholomewmewyeah]

What the hell sure. You shoot him tho I'm too busy being a fountain of paint to be subtle about this he'll know something's up immediately

[definitely-the-real-fred]

you can just hide around a corner or something

[heartholomewmewyeah]

I'll stay in the ceiling like some fucked up goo in case you need my assistance #fredshelpingfreds

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sounds good

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[heartholomewmewyeah]

You know what sure. That works. Lets just trample him with status effects until he dies

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I don’t want to damage my disguise is the problem.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

..Are you implying you want me to do the dirty work instead

[definitely-the-real-fred]

no, no I just am going to go get the shotgun we have over by godhead and use that

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Are you sure sam didn't already pick it up?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

pretty sure yeah

[heartholomewmewyeah]

What the hell sure. You shoot him tho I'm too busy being a fountain of paint to be subtle about this he'll know something's up immediately

[definitely-the-real-fred]

you can just hide around a corner or something

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[heartholomewmewyeah]

You know what sure. That works. Lets just trample him with status effects until he dies

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I don’t want to damage my disguise is the problem.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

..Are you implying you want me to do the dirty work instead

[definitely-the-real-fred]

no, no I just am going to go get the shotgun we have over by godhead and use that

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Are you sure sam didn't already pick it up?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

pretty sure yeah

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[heartholomewmewyeah]

You know what sure. That works. Lets just trample him with status effects until he dies

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I don’t want to damage my disguise is the problem.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

..Are you implying you want me to do the dirty work instead

[definitely-the-real-fred]

no, no I just am going to go get the shotgun we have over by godhead and use that

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[heartholomewmewyeah]

You know what sure. That works. Lets just trample him with status effects until he dies

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I don’t want to damage my disguise is the problem.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[heartholomewmewyeah]

That already exists buddy I fear he's used to fake hallways

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

I was just planning on committing murder

I don’t think the police exist anymore

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Without a plan? What do you take me for some kind of idiot

We gotta get sam to trip and fall into an acid bath or something so we're not guilty. Im so intelligent

[definitely-the-real-fred]

We could paint a fake hallway and make him look stupid.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

You think the sammuel sam s. sammingson will believe you?!?!?!? Fraudulent fred fiend!?!.. Take you for the realest of freds and PILLAGE his trust with your EVIL?!?!?!.. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚. PS your ring is Very creative! because it is wrong! 🤣but I will leave the mystery to you Mr silly boy not fred. LAVE frederic💜the real one.

NONSENSE

I have the right amount of legs at least

[wynnetron]

The right amount of legs to trip over and fall over and wriggle around the floor like a worm!!!! Not even any backups! Foolish. Bad idea. Your ideas ended at the ring, it seems. Your other form was better! Didnt have to rely on legs. why you giving that up???

[definitely-the-real-fred]

now I actually look like the real one unlike you

[wynnetron]

uahmmmmm... so?? You are a phony fraudulent fred! why would sam keep such boring and fake phony fred?? i am just an imrpoved fred! I am fred 2.0 and you are fred 0.0. Inferior unindependant fred. Cant even cook without ruining such delicate disguise.. silly boy. Shouldve known better.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??????

[wynnetron]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I AM GOING TO GET SAM TO KILL YOU!

[wynnetron]

HISSSSSSSS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! or the fridge. Hoo hoo hoo!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I HAVE TWO BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE AND THE WILL TO USE THEM!!!

[wynnetron]

You are too late, phony fred.. I already draw you as the angry soyjak and me as the best fred... ..and werent you saving those to sam?!?! Tsk. Such bad friend fred...

[definitely-the-real-fred]

But I will be doing Sam a favor by making the job of making me the last Fred left easier

[wynnetron]

you would be doing him a DISSERVICE because I am his FAVORITE FRED and ofcourse an INFERIOR fred would want the BEST fred GONE.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

What makes you think that YOU ate the best!

[wynnetron]

1.I am purple. The best color for a fred. 2. I am not an evil phony fred. I am cooking genius! 3. I have kind eyes and a kind smile and a kind heart. You do not. you have a evil eyes and a silly smile and aEVIL heart. 4. he gave me a trusting kiss! hoo hoo. When did you ever get one!?!?! NEVER! because samuel NEVER kisses a phony fred!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Then how do you explain this?

[wynnetron]

ah. Um. Hmm. Did you already brawl to not death??????? DId i not see?? HOW WOULD HE TRUST YOU? No.. sam wouldnt.. He woudl not. I am not only cooking genius, but genius in samcology. I would know. did he change his mind? Killing freds is not his style anymore..? I do not understand. Fredulation control is timeless. Does he not want the big prize.? But dont get cocky. that means he wont want YOUR phony fred prize! .but what then?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

Do you wanna read some comics together or something?

[wynnetron]

ATTEMPTED FRED MURDERER! HERETIC TO THE WRIGGLE EVERYWHERE! ..I accept your proposition. the fridge is very good! but lonely. Where do you keep them?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

To the left I think?

[wynnetron]

Okay.. Disgressions against me have been nullified. I humbly offer myself as your! very own! fred comic bookquaintance! you have the power of the best fred on your side. Use wisely.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

(they offer you a handshake)

[wynnetron]

(It he firmly takes your hand in his smaller, more vivid mitt, and shakes your arm with an enthusiastic vigour that jolts you just a touch.) It is settled! in stone! The fred deal goes into effect.. (He holds your hand, lost in thought for a few awkward seconds too long before letting it slip out.) ..NOW. we are a fred alliance. I am brains and the brawn and the chef and you are the other group member. Great! No refunds.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…okay???

[wynnetron]

GREAT!! I mean. good. Youve made the bestest decision! Wiggly pinky promise from me. You wont regret!!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

Do you even have pinky’s????

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[heartholomewmewyeah]

WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL SAMUEL.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Agreed, Shall we go do so?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Nah why would I. The face from the guy in my closet is a perfect fit already. Dont tell that to sam tho

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Sam decided against killing the others unfortunately

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[heartholomewmewyeah]

Beautiful world

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Stole any faces recently?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

You think the sammuel sam s. sammingson will believe you?!?!?!? Fraudulent fred fiend!?!.. Take you for the realest of freds and PILLAGE his trust with your EVIL?!?!?!.. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚. PS your ring is Very creative! because it is wrong! 🤣but I will leave the mystery to you Mr silly boy not fred. LAVE frederic💜the real one.

NONSENSE

I have the right amount of legs at least

[wynnetron]

The right amount of legs to trip over and fall over and wriggle around the floor like a worm!!!! Not even any backups! Foolish. Bad idea. Your ideas ended at the ring, it seems. Your other form was better! Didnt have to rely on legs. why you giving that up???

[definitely-the-real-fred]

now I actually look like the real one unlike you

[wynnetron]

uahmmmmm... so?? You are a phony fraudulent fred! why would sam keep such boring and fake phony fred?? i am just an imrpoved fred! I am fred 2.0 and you are fred 0.0. Inferior unindependant fred. Cant even cook without ruining such delicate disguise.. silly boy. Shouldve known better.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??????

[wynnetron]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I AM GOING TO GET SAM TO KILL YOU!

[wynnetron]

HISSSSSSSS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! or the fridge. Hoo hoo hoo!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I HAVE TWO BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE AND THE WILL TO USE THEM!!!

[wynnetron]

You are too late, phony fred.. I already draw you as the angry soyjak and me as the best fred... ..and werent you saving those to sam?!?! Tsk. Such bad friend fred...

[definitely-the-real-fred]

But I will be doing Sam a favor by making the job of making me the last Fred left easier

[wynnetron]

you would be doing him a DISSERVICE because I am his FAVORITE FRED and ofcourse an INFERIOR fred would want the BEST fred GONE.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

What makes you think that YOU ate the best!

[wynnetron]

1.I am purple. The best color for a fred. 2. I am not an evil phony fred. I am cooking genius! 3. I have kind eyes and a kind smile and a kind heart. You do not. you have a evil eyes and a silly smile and aEVIL heart. 4. he gave me a trusting kiss! hoo hoo. When did you ever get one!?!?! NEVER! because samuel NEVER kisses a phony fred!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Then how do you explain this?

[wynnetron]

ah. Um. Hmm. Did you already brawl to not death??????? DId i not see?? HOW WOULD HE TRUST YOU? No.. sam wouldnt.. He woudl not. I am not only cooking genius, but genius in samcology. I would know. did he change his mind? Killing freds is not his style anymore..? I do not understand. Fredulation control is timeless. Does he not want the big prize.? But dont get cocky. that means he wont want YOUR phony fred prize! .but what then?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

Do you wanna read some comics together or something?

[wynnetron]

ATTEMPTED FRED MURDERER! HERETIC TO THE WRIGGLE EVERYWHERE! ..I accept your proposition. the fridge is very good! but lonely. Where do you keep them?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

To the left I think?

[wynnetron]

Okay.. Disgressions against me have been nullified. I humbly offer myself as your! very own! fred comic bookquaintance! you have the power of the best fred on your side. Use wisely.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

(they offer you a handshake)

[wynnetron]

(It he firmly takes your hand in his smaller, more vivid mitt, and shakes your arm with an enthusiastic vigour that jolts you just a touch.) It is settled! in stone! The fred deal goes into effect.. (He holds your hand, lost in thought for a few awkward seconds too long before letting it slip out.) ..NOW. we are a fred alliance. I am brains and the brawn and the chef and you are the other group member. Great! No refunds.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…okay???

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Holy shit another face taker how's it going man. Any luck with killing our clones yet

well I’m friends with wriggly now for some reason

[definitely-the-real-fred]

You think the sammuel sam s. sammingson will believe you?!?!?!? Fraudulent fred fiend!?!.. Take you for the realest of freds and PILLAGE his trust with your EVIL?!?!?!.. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚. PS your ring is Very creative! because it is wrong! 🤣but I will leave the mystery to you Mr silly boy not fred. LAVE frederic💜the real one.

NONSENSE

I have the right amount of legs at least

[wynnetron]

The right amount of legs to trip over and fall over and wriggle around the floor like a worm!!!! Not even any backups! Foolish. Bad idea. Your ideas ended at the ring, it seems. Your other form was better! Didnt have to rely on legs. why you giving that up???

[definitely-the-real-fred]

now I actually look like the real one unlike you

[wynnetron]

uahmmmmm... so?? You are a phony fraudulent fred! why would sam keep such boring and fake phony fred?? i am just an imrpoved fred! I am fred 2.0 and you are fred 0.0. Inferior unindependant fred. Cant even cook without ruining such delicate disguise.. silly boy. Shouldve known better.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??????

[wynnetron]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I AM GOING TO GET SAM TO KILL YOU!

[wynnetron]

HISSSSSSSS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! or the fridge. Hoo hoo hoo!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I HAVE TWO BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE AND THE WILL TO USE THEM!!!

[wynnetron]

You are too late, phony fred.. I already draw you as the angry soyjak and me as the best fred... ..and werent you saving those to sam?!?! Tsk. Such bad friend fred...

[definitely-the-real-fred]

But I will be doing Sam a favor by making the job of making me the last Fred left easier

[wynnetron]

you would be doing him a DISSERVICE because I am his FAVORITE FRED and ofcourse an INFERIOR fred would want the BEST fred GONE.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

What makes you think that YOU ate the best!

[wynnetron]

1.I am purple. The best color for a fred. 2. I am not an evil phony fred. I am cooking genius! 3. I have kind eyes and a kind smile and a kind heart. You do not. you have a evil eyes and a silly smile and aEVIL heart. 4. he gave me a trusting kiss! hoo hoo. When did you ever get one!?!?! NEVER! because samuel NEVER kisses a phony fred!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Then how do you explain this?

[wynnetron]

ah. Um. Hmm. Did you already brawl to not death??????? DId i not see?? HOW WOULD HE TRUST YOU? No.. sam wouldnt.. He woudl not. I am not only cooking genius, but genius in samcology. I would know. did he change his mind? Killing freds is not his style anymore..? I do not understand. Fredulation control is timeless. Does he not want the big prize.? But dont get cocky. that means he wont want YOUR phony fred prize! .but what then?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

Do you wanna read some comics together or something?

[wynnetron]

ATTEMPTED FRED MURDERER! HERETIC TO THE WRIGGLE EVERYWHERE! ..I accept your proposition. the fridge is very good! but lonely. Where do you keep them?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

To the left I think?

[wynnetron]

Okay.. Disgressions against me have been nullified. I humbly offer myself as your! very own! fred comic bookquaintance! you have the power of the best fred on your side. Use wisely.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

(they offer you a handshake)

[definitely-the-real-fred]

You think the sammuel sam s. sammingson will believe you?!?!?!? Fraudulent fred fiend!?!.. Take you for the realest of freds and PILLAGE his trust with your EVIL?!?!?!.. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝕴 𝖜𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚. PS your ring is Very creative! because it is wrong! 🤣but I will leave the mystery to you Mr silly boy not fred. LAVE frederic💜the real one.

NONSENSE

I have the right amount of legs at least

[wynnetron]

The right amount of legs to trip over and fall over and wriggle around the floor like a worm!!!! Not even any backups! Foolish. Bad idea. Your ideas ended at the ring, it seems. Your other form was better! Didnt have to rely on legs. why you giving that up???

[definitely-the-real-fred]

now I actually look like the real one unlike you

[wynnetron]

uahmmmmm... so?? You are a phony fraudulent fred! why would sam keep such boring and fake phony fred?? i am just an imrpoved fred! I am fred 2.0 and you are fred 0.0. Inferior unindependant fred. Cant even cook without ruining such delicate disguise.. silly boy. Shouldve known better.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??????

[wynnetron]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I AM GOING TO GET SAM TO KILL YOU!

[wynnetron]

HISSSSSSSS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! or the fridge. Hoo hoo hoo!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

I HAVE TWO BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE AND THE WILL TO USE THEM!!!

[wynnetron]

You are too late, phony fred.. I already draw you as the angry soyjak and me as the best fred... ..and werent you saving those to sam?!?! Tsk. Such bad friend fred...

[definitely-the-real-fred]

But I will be doing Sam a favor by making the job of making me the last Fred left easier

[wynnetron]

you would be doing him a DISSERVICE because I am his FAVORITE FRED and ofcourse an INFERIOR fred would want the BEST fred GONE.

[definitely-the-real-fred]

What makes you think that YOU ate the best!

[wynnetron]

1.I am purple. The best color for a fred. 2. I am not an evil phony fred. I am cooking genius! 3. I have kind eyes and a kind smile and a kind heart. You do not. you have a evil eyes and a silly smile and aEVIL heart. 4. he gave me a trusting kiss! hoo hoo. When did you ever get one!?!?! NEVER! because samuel NEVER kisses a phony fred!

[definitely-the-real-fred]

Then how do you explain this?

[wynnetron]

ah. Um. Hmm. Did you already brawl to not death??????? DId i not see?? HOW WOULD HE TRUST YOU? No.. sam wouldnt.. He woudl not. I am not only cooking genius, but genius in samcology. I would know. did he change his mind? Killing freds is not his style anymore..? I do not understand. Fredulation control is timeless. Does he not want the big prize.? But dont get cocky. that means he wont want YOUR phony fred prize! .but what then?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

…

Do you wanna read some comics together or something?

[wynnetron]

ATTEMPTED FRED MURDERER! HERETIC TO THE WRIGGLE EVERYWHERE! ..I accept your proposition. the fridge is very good! but lonely. Where do you keep them?

[definitely-the-real-fred]

To the left I think?