&quot;= reviving on main. =&quot;

Oh my gods this ship has a bed.

holy fuck.

this thing's basically a camper. Deep-space couriee frigate. According to the logs, she was in for superficial repairs and resupply. I've been able to mess around a little bit with some of the systems, we won't explode until the next stop.

I've never had the time to wait for the right materials. Besides, Lady Luck seems to like me well enough to throw me a bone once in a while. You'd be surprised some of the things I've pulled off with only the wrong materials.

Sweeps... Ah, wait, I know what species you are now. Troll! Very cool, lots of biological variety between universes, exceptional flank cuts from predator/caretakers. Gimme a little while myself! If I can stay lost long enough, I'll be able to get my own fabrication going, too. Then we can swap production notes.

"= ha. interesting takeaways from my species. i would be curious to know more of your personal experiences but. hm, i don't want you to get ideas about me that i do not in fact portray. ="

"= eh, i guess. some beings are very good at. making do. i prefer things i can predict, now, aha, in the past i maybe would have said the same as you, out of some sort of desperation maybe. ="

"= hm, i look forward.... ="

Oh my gods this ship has a bed.

holy fuck.

this thing's basically a camper. Deep-space couriee frigate. According to the logs, she was in for superficial repairs and resupply. I've been able to mess around a little bit with some of the systems, we won't explode until the next stop.

"= really wish i still had my fabrication system and it's general production line. so i could just. fix your shit. and you would be set out for a long while. ="

Nah no way man. I haven't felt this alive in years. the fear of every bad gamble for a good reason is thrilling.

besides I haven't had good luck with keeping starships aloft lately so it'd be a waste of your resources. I appreciate the good neighbor attitude, though!

#''= horn jousting is an existing sport. i have not lost. ? . =''

"= i value. the security of it more. you know, nothing good starts without. having the right materials to really actually get it going. ="

"= if you crash it you crash it. if you wanted me to source some big heat shields and parachutes i'd do that, ahah. bouncy landings, certainly something. either way, uh, i think, you do that then, but think about finding someone selling shit like this off the record, or if you wait some sweeps i will get my own ones going again, hehe. ="

swagophile

personally i believe horns should be used for nice things like nudging people or maybe doing horn sparring or like. i dont know. styling them cutely. i dont think you should gore people with horns

copycatgirl36

in my opinion its the fact that you could tear into your beloveds flesh and spill her entrails everywhere so easily that makes it all the more romantic that you choose to gently nuzzle her with them and playfully touch horns together instead

its like giving head

swagophile

Well I respectfully disagree. I could never do that. I'm a kind and gentle soul

itsatelephonecall

I think it's just that your horns are weak and blunt and probably floppy too.

swagophile

my horns are famously very tall and stiff and powerful but i would never gore someone with them. i'm a kind person

Oh my gods this ship has a bed.

holy fuck.

this thing's basically a camper. Deep-space couriee frigate. According to the logs, she was in for superficial repairs and resupply. I've been able to mess around a little bit with some of the systems, we won't explode until the next stop.

#''= but bye to that universe i guess. :\. =''

"= really wish i still had my fabrication system and it's general production line. so i could just. fix your shit. and you would be set out for a long while. ="

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

@tekr4s whaddup, I'm the only minotaur that matters on this fuck-forsaken site. what's your handle?

doesn't everyone do that? string their words out?

no way, excited is already a word. and! your horns look like someone throwing their hands up at a sports game. excited.

"= eeeehhhhaha. no but. i mean, i kind of. it is, there is a point to it. ="

"= my horns aren't excited. if they were excited they'd be taller. they are. moderately happy, i would assume, from the slow and idle life they exist as, as horns, on my head. ="

"= i'm making shit up at this point. personification. of horns. it has come to this. ="

what's all that, you got to stammerin

i bet they go up higher than your fingers if you put your arms up. they're mad excited. and mine are dancey.

"= nothing. it's just one of my. things. moving on. ="

"= i would saaaay, any word, yours are twisty. wide, maybe. and. uh, yes, your measurement is right, good guess. ="

"= i use, a device for the very tops if i have to clean them or fix them up cause of a mark or something. easier. than attempting to use my hands and a tool. to do it. ="

"= i wonder how long they'll get. just become, more unreachable, aha. and, hm, if yours are done growing, either, that is also another thing to wonder, but, long time to find either of these things out. i'd rather be too tall than too wide. ="

@tekr4s whaddup, I'm the only minotaur that matters on this fuck-forsaken site. what's your handle?

doesn't everyone do that? string their words out?

no way, excited is already a word. and! your horns look like someone throwing their hands up at a sports game. excited.

#''= fucked up... evil. =''

"= eeeehhhhaha. no but. i mean, i kind of. it is, there is a point to it. ="

"= my horns aren't excited. if they were excited they'd be taller. they are. moderately happy, i would assume, from the slow and idle life they exist as, as horns, on my head. ="

"= i'm making shit up at this point. personification. of horns. it has come to this. ="

djbodyhorror

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

@tekr4s whaddup, I'm the only minotaur that matters on this fuck-forsaken site. what's your handle?

i'm gonna pretend like i understand what that even means. i won't tell anyone to call you tex, i guess?

is what causing the vocal traits and surname issue? being a cow? i just haven't seen those letters in that order, it's whatever. i can say whatever needs sayin, if i know how it's said.

"= hhhhm. perplexing. i know, that uh. message was more for the rest of them reading this thread. ="

"= no, probably not. but it's fun to imagine it as it is. i am, ah, quite unfamiliar with what exactly the effects of being yourself are. compared to me. ="

"= i can figure it out. although i did try to go back and look through your blog. and i haven't learnt too much. but. that's like me, i can be secretive at times myself. ="

"= it's ok though. as i said. you get more tries. sidenote, i like your horns, quite twisty but they look solid. ="

do you talk frontways too, or is everything you say all poetic like?

yeah, it's a new blog, i don't get on terrible much. you can ask me anything, and i'll either answer you or not.

i like your horns, too. they look excited.

"= uh, unsure, i string out my words sometimes. buuuut, noted. my curiosity is part of the fun, though. i won't ruin it for myself by asking too much, ha, i like to find out. ="

"= excited? that isn't. you're coming up with new words. i don't think anyone's ever described a pair of horns as excited before. ="

Fuck I hope the the landing gear works still.

#''= unless you rely on. “aerodynamic glider landing” ... =''

"= scrrrraaaattttch. think. you do not need to have landing gear. anti thrust until you land perfectly. ="

2colde

it's thousand yard stare summer

wincingthenightaway

@tekr4s whaddup, I'm the only minotaur that matters on this fuck-forsaken site. what's your handle?

i'm gonna pretend like i understand what that even means. i won't tell anyone to call you tex, i guess?

is what causing the vocal traits and surname issue? being a cow? i just haven't seen those letters in that order, it's whatever. i can say whatever needs sayin, if i know how it's said.