Definitely

Definitely Deaf

[definitelydeafdetective]

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WHY does every social media ask for me to sync my contacts to find my friends?? if your in my contacts theres like a 1000% chance i don’t want you on my socials 

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someone please tell me WHY am i cursed to never know left from right??

ok so before anyone says anything like ,,just make an L with your left hand and it should read the right way” or whatever, this is a problem because I have no natural idea of which way anything goes - I don’t naturally read left to right, I don’t naturally write left to right or with my left or right hands, you literally have to point the direction out or give me, like, a visual indication of which way you mean

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honestly i feel like i should lean into it and simply refuse to pick a direction at random until someone helps me or shuts up for long enough for me to figure it out on my own

i think this whole shit show started right before i stopped taking piano lessons like 4 years ago because my teacher would never help me out as to which direction was left or right and would pester me until i stopped listening enough to figure it out myself.

[definitelydeafdetective]

someone please tell me WHY am i cursed to never know left from right??

ok so before anyone says anything like ,,just make an L with your left hand and it should read the right way” or whatever, this is a problem because I have no natural idea of which way anything goes - I don’t naturally read left to right, I don’t naturally write left to right or with my left or right hands, you literally have to point the direction out or give me, like, a visual indication of which way you mean

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in the same way some people are ambidextrous, I consider myself anti-dextrous.

as in

i cant do anything with either hand

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the idea of home owners associations in america is so infuriating to me bc like I bought this house y’all can fuck right off with your “your house must be painted one of these 10 boring colours” or “you grass must be mowed every other week so it stays under 2 inches long” I bought this house I can do whatever the fuck i want with it ya’ll can succ my phat nuts if you think imma not purposefully fight these bullshit rules

[definitelydeafdetective]

Ok I realise now that they’re all laid out in the contract you sign when you first buy the house so lesson is read everything very carefully before putting your signature on anything also avoid all houses with an home owners association at all cost

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haven’t heard anyone say the word incel in a long time what happened to it

[definitelydeafdetective]

Business men in a meeting??  😳😳

what will they decide? 🤔

[utility]

what

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

whãt

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Squilliam tenticles be like

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Dogs have absolutely no sense of personal space and I love it

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I have to constantly live with the curse that I both work better by just memorising stuff and also having a really really shit memory so people always get really annoyed when they have to explain things to me multiple times before I get anything.

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I also have math hw due in less than an hour, but we’re not focusing on that rn

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I have to constantly live with the curse that I both work better by just memorising stuff and also having a really really shit memory so people always get really annoyed when they have to explain things to me multiple times before I get anything.

[lesbianrey]

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heres my repentance even though im not sorry :)

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the idea of home owners associations in america is so infuriating to me bc like I bought this house y’all can fuck right off with your “your house must be painted one of these 10 boring colours” or “you grass must be mowed every other week so it stays under 2 inches long” I bought this house I can do whatever the fuck i want with it ya’ll can succ my phat nuts if you think imma not purposefully fight these bullshit rules

[toastbutteregg]

[definitelydeafdetective]

mood

[definitelydeafdetective]

*wails and wails for hours and hours*

[definitelydeafdetective]

Ok im done being dramatic im ready to start my essay

[definitelydeafdetective]

*wails and wails for hours and hours*