Incorrect Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

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Conan: Meow~! Kaitou KID: Meow! Conan: Grown ass man. Kaitou KID: Brat!

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Ran: How does it feel to be the most hated detective in Japan? Shinichi: In a city full of Neanderthals, I wear the fucking badge of honor. Ran: What about the rumors that you are dating Kaitou KID? Shinichi: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

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I am 100% convinced that the Pandora, the jewel that Kaitou KID looks for and grants wishes, is actually Kaito himself.

Like, Toichi found Pandora, gifted it to Chikage under the moonlight, saying some romantic shit, and one of them confesses that they want a baby. And that rock goes, Okay! and just... poofs into a baby.

It could even explain why Kaito looks so much like Shinichi! If that's the only baby either of them know and Pandora shaped itself on their subconscious desires, then it easily could have made itself look like Shinichi, but with more of their own features than the Kudos.

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Shinichi: How does a movie, dinner and a nice slow stroll on the beach sound?

Heiji: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a date.

Shinichi, taking a deep breath: Hattori. Heiji. My best friend. That’s exactly what I’m doing.

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Kaitou KID: “influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

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how it feels reading conan sometimes

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Lupin III, Magic Kaito Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jigen Daisuke & Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan & Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Characters: Jigen Daisuke, Arsène Lupin III, Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Additional Tags: Phone Calls & Telephones, Voicemail, Assumptions Summary:

After the second Detective Conan/Lupin the Third crossover movie, Jigen gets a call from Kaitou KID.

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Heiji: ok 👏 so 👏

Heiji: Kudo has the ass

Heiji: Ran has the legs

Heiji: Sera has the eyes

Heiji: but what do I have?

Shinichi: the breasts

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Heiji: Hey, Kudo? Can I have some dating advice?

Shinichi: ...Just because I’m with Ran, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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HAKUBA: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

KAITO: * Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Saguru: Learn to be responsible for the consequences of your childish pranks.

Kaito: With great cuteness comes zero responsibility. That's the motto I live by.

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Shinichi: You ever spill a drop of your coffee and realize that the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin?

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Is "bro" a pet name? Well, it is now.

Heiji Hattori

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Shinichi: We need a way inside.

Kaito: How about I seduce the guards?

Shinichi: What? Why?

Kaito: I wanna see if I can

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Shinichi: Okay, I'll be back soon. If Ran comes looking for me, tell her I died.

Shinichi: And make sure you really sell it. It's this funny thing we're doing.

Sonoko:

Shinichi:

Sonoko: How is that funny?

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Shinichi: Did you steal one of the neighbour’s garden gnomes again? They’ve been standing out there glaring at them suspiciously for the past half hour.

Kaito: Nah, I got bored of that months ago. I’ve actually been adding new ones to their collection every few days for a couple of weeks now. I was wondering how long it would take them to figure it out.

Shinichi: ....You’re a menace to society.

Kaito: Thank you, I try.

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-During the Fairy Lips heist-

Heiji, thinking: This is it. First kiss moment, here we come! *leans in to kiss Kazuha*

Kaito, disguised as Kazuha: What are you doing?

Heiji: Me? Nothing. I was just eating some sour candy. So my lips were doing that because the candy was so sour.

Kaito: Can I have some candy?

Heiji: ... no.