Definitely Metal RPG Ideas

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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Every party has that one character who you can incapacitate for a minute or two by opening the villain’s monologue with something akin to “Your efforts to stop me are as futile as an attempt to lick one’s own elbow”. Sometimes it’s the bard, sometimes it’s the barbarian. Ours is the centaur cleric.

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Character Concept

Deaf C/E bard in necromancer getup with a gray parrot familiar that does the singing, ala hatebeak.

[probablybard]

im a well documented paladin-phobe

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Paladin players are people who grow up to be cops

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

[quantifierrasing]

Op where’s the essay

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

right here!

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

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SON OF A

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You can just write your spell list on the back of the album and people would probably believe it.

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Homebrew is dangerous to us all

Which one of you is responsible for not telling me we had a lich prestige class. It’s lich bards and bladesingers all the way down from here on out, innit?

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Things my players say

“at which point in letting the barbarian join the cannibalistic necromancy cult while I was gone did none of you realize this wasn’t a bad idea? Hell, how did they not notice he wasn’t a gnoll?”

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The twelveday of suffering

On the twelfth day of travel checks, my DM gave to me:

12 Rust Monsters

11 Displacer Beasts

10 Owlbears

9 Hobgoblin Warlords

8 Jackalweres

7 Drow Slavers

6 Orc Raiders

5 Necromancers

4 Tucker’s Kobolds

3 Werewolves

2 Demiliches

and a great big 5 headed dragon

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Callout Post: Critical Role ISN’T D&D

[quest-givers]

hey rpgideas fam

I have a question for you, if you were any kind of NPC, what do you think you’d be? To be honest I think I’d be a travelling salesman who asks the heroes to bring me interesting trinkets - Mod Doom

[probablyacerpgideas]

The dragon. I love me some dragond

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

same

or like!! part of the old couple that are adorably in love and have a farm n some goats n give you quests n health potions n stuff

[brightb-vt]

I’d probably be some cheesy romantic that would get the hots for one of the pcs

[probablycatrpgideas]

Judging by @probablyacerpgideas’s blog I’m a quest giver

[probablyacerpgideas]

You could be anything you want to be @probablycatrpgideas

[probablypanrpgideas]

I’m that one NPC who dies overdramatically to show how bad the villain is.

[probablymomrpgideas]

An npc who is glad that the party are regulars, and always has at least one side quest.

[quest-givers]

Okay so all of these are amazing but i’m so happy that you added to this, momideas - Mod Doom

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Wizard Dragon Turtle

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@RPG Family

favorite song go

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You, a nerd: Long long ago in a galaxy far far away...

Me, an intellectual: A long ass fuckin’ time ago in a town called Kickapoo...

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Am I allowed to just say ‘Alestorm’ or do I have to put more effort into shitposting?

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Item of Chaos

DM: You see a deck of cards in the pile of magical treasure.

Rogue: YES!

Bladesinger & Paladin: NO!

The One Clueless Player: Wait, what?

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Why is it always always always the rogue that pulls the first card?

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Pirates, vikings, and knights, but metal