Incorrect Bangtan (& More) Quotes

multifandom hoe || mostly bts with the occassional appearance of exo / astro / redvelvet / day6 / maybe more || submissions are welcomed!!

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Taehyung: So I went on a blind date the other day Namjoon: Yeah? How’d it go Taehyung: It went well, I couldn’t see them though cause I didn’t have my glasses

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Jimin: Why does Hoseok-hyung look so hot when he drives?

Yoongi: Because he’s too stupid to work the air conditioning

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dhfhdsghf i should be doing sat prep but here i am dying over ur incorrect quotes lmAO

kfjdsgjgkldfjsg well i’m honored that you’re choosing to procrastinate by reading through my blog but pLease dO yoUr wORK TOO LIKE A GOOD SCHOLAR ;;;; 

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Sorry for spaming you, I love your blog xD. I don't remember when I laugjed so hard, thank you for giving me the good time 👌😁

this isn't spamming at all! thank you for sharing your thoughts and kind words uwu i appreciate them very much, and i’m glad i could make your day as much as this comment made mine!! ♡♡♡

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Yoongi: *Wears dark grey* Taehyung: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

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Namjoon: This is the worst day ever. Hoseok: Why? Cause we lost Taehyung? Namjoon: No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WE LOST TAEHYUNG

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Yoongi: What are you doing? Jimin: I’m trying to give you a big ol’ hug. Yoongi: Oh. Yoongi: I thought you were attacking me.

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Yoongi: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! Hoseok: What are you bidding on? Yoongi: A table.

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Seokjin: Sorry I’m out of good jokes for today. Jungkook: *snorts* “Today.”

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Seokjin: What kind of rock is a really good friend? Seokjin: An oPAL Yoongi: Rocks will be your only friend if you make that joke again

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Seokjin : Is this your way of saying we’ll be friends forever ? Since you want to be a rock ;)

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Yoongi: *Looking up how to apply for a restraining order*

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Seokjin: What kind of rock is a really good friend? Seokjin: An oPAL Yoongi: Rocks will be your only friend if you make that joke again

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Jimin, about Jungkook: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like him a little bit Taehyung: You doodled your wedding invitation Jimin: No, that’s our joint tombstone! Taehyung: ...My mistake

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about your doctor/yoongi post from 6-18: valid but that's not much (approx $5)

true, it’s not much, though the original quote stated “a 5 dollar bill” so i converted that as closely as i could to sk currency 

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Doctor: I’m sorry but you have 3 months left to live Yoongi: *slides 5000₩ across the table* Make it 1 month

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Hoseok: Jail’s no fun, I can tell you that much Namjoon: You’ve been? Hoseok: Once. In Monopoly

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Taehyung: What game should we play next Jungkook: Super Smash Bros? Taehyung: Sure, I’d love to smash you Jungkook: What Taehyung: What