Definitely not Carmen's Alt

The mirror world's silliest Carmen. Technically an ask blog but I also post a lot. I am straight up haunting it. and by it? let's just say, the narrative. Pfp by @squizzly and banner by @ivoryheaven

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Intro post start!!!

Yeah I finally decided to get off my conceptual ass and make this.

It is I, the voice of distortion, the crimson eye (from Iwantlunazy productions), the mother of all abnormalities, that one scientist woman that people are either insane over or are like, who's that

Mostly just shit posting in character and haunting the narrative™ (blogs) but sometimes I'll serious. Asks are welcomed. Magic Anons are allowed, and I have 300 limbillion Angelas as my children. They are very ravenous.

Uhh mutuals let me know if I need to add anything else to this idk how to make intros

Tags under cut I guess

My children: Posts/reblogs relating to Abnormalities/distortions

Me mention/distortion mention!!!: Reblogs containing me or distortion mentions

Your truest self- Distortion relating asks

Chaos of the City: Silly posts/asks

Voice of Distortion: General posts

Citizens of the City: General asks

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Ooc//

Ok ok final goodbye

I'll miss Tumblr while I'm gone

I will be back! In about a week!

I'm going to come back to so many notifs . . .

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Lucio!

Stay safe in the city while I'm gone Lucio ok??

And drink water! And eat!

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I will. Thank you, Mother. You stay safe as well, please take care.

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I will!

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— @lotta-disperata

Lucio!

Stay safe in the city while I'm gone Lucio ok??

And drink water! And eat!

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whenever I hear an electric guitar in theme songs I have to pause for a moment and completely interrupt the song to play the Red Mist even if it doesn't correlate at all and it's becoming a problem

Hell yeah. Keep it up. Everyone must red mistmaxx.

Kali my beloved. I have a plushie and a mini version that speaks now btw

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stay safe. well wishes.

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Thank you!!!!

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Yuri

Love it

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Yuri but green - @green-natalie-606

Yes

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i made you a pfp for pride month do u like it 😉😉

Yes yes yes once I get back from my week long trip I'm using it this is amazing

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Yo Carmen, I got a question for ya!

What's you're thoughts on sering happy couple's?

(I think you meant seeing)

I love seeing happy couples!

It's amazing that they found love in the city, and I support it. Just because I didn't get it doesn't mean everyone else shouldn't.

I do feel envy though. But it's fine.

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i want to go into the light carmen

please distort me i beg of you

Well coming into the light and distorting are different, if you want to chill with me just ask

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Get your asks in now because at 2:00 am cst I have to delete tumble and discord

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You gotta convince Shiomi to do the princess and the frog or duck in this case.

It’s pride month Shiomi must become yuriful

Ok I'm not cupid but

Maybe if that's the way to undistort Valencina. . .

I could possibly maybe try

Or not

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Is it just me or did ishmael's canto make other people dislike her more?

Because she's really vague about stuff. Being very indirect which just pissed me off. Like seriously why don't you go like "the whale can transform people and I don't think Dante can rewind that" instead she's just saying "we are not ready we're not ready" you know?

I just want to know if it's just me or if other people agree.

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Just wait till the end of her Canto. . . You can kinda infer why she's at -25 sp at the start of each battle after (unless you've gotten to the end in which case say so pls)

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oh yeah I completed the canto. right now I am on "murder on the WARP Express"

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Oh cool

Anyways I kinda get her, because the entire time she's focused on her blind obsession with Ahab, so she struggled to communicate effectively

I mean -25 sp is over halfway to going insane

So I can kinda sympathize with her.

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Is it just me or did ishmael's canto make other people dislike her more?

Because she's really vague about stuff. Being very indirect which just pissed me off. Like seriously why don't you go like "the whale can transform people and I don't think Dante can rewind that" instead she's just saying "we are not ready we're not ready" you know?

I just want to know if it's just me or if other people agree.

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Just wait till the end of her Canto. . . You can kinda infer why she's at -25 sp at the start of each battle after (unless you've gotten to the end in which case say so pls)

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hey at least our 2:00 am is the same so nothing'll be confusing for me

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Hell yeah

Hopefully I can redownload Tumblr and discord after the airport. . .

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Get your asks in now because at 2:00 am cst I have to delete tumble and discord