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YOU - "I'm dunkin' my cookies right."
KIM KITSURAGI - A moment passes. He is unsure if you are waiting for more of a reaction to proceed.
KIM KITSURAGI - "Period. Dunk that cookie," the lieutenant says with a nod.
KIM KITSURAGI - He looks up from his notes and adjusts his glasses.
"Don't forget to let it breathe, though..."
KIM KITSURAGI - "And don't forget to...move, too--don't be acting crazy, now, hey--" The lieutenant is briefly unsure if you are having some kind of episode, or if he is.
KIM KITSURAGI - "You're making me nervous--listen--" The lieutenant laughs in bewilderment, then narrows his eyes at you. For him, every moment this continues is more unfathomable than the last.
KIM KITSURAGI - His voice is hushed and intense as he leans over your shoulder.
"Take the cookie out. Take the cookie out. Take the cookie out! Take the cookie out, man!"
YOU - Take the cookie out.
COOKIE - You can't. There is no cookie left. It has become so saturated with milk that the line once separating 'milk' and 'cookie' has been rendered meaningless. They are one. The cookie is lost to you.
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant makes an indescribable noise of anguish.
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