helping and bitching

30+ plural transfem who constantly needs to hide. Metal Slime therian, she/her and steel/steels

[pokeballvictimized]

Let's all vomit impossible quantities of viscous black liquid

[dragongirlteeth]

Vulnerable princess throat...

[chateau-bluerose]

there are wild maids nesting around my manor's chimney, waking me up at night with their calls and making tidy. I know they're endangered species but how do I make them leave? I already sent some hands to the rooftops but none yet returned...

Classic maid infestation.

What you need to do at this point depends on how deeply imprinted onto you they are. If it's not too late, you need to stop saying "hmph" and drinking Dr Pepper, and you absolutely cannot wear a crown or tiara of any sort. You have to act generally passive and display no desires of any kind nor any moment of weakness or need. Within a week or two they will see there is no princess to serve and leave of their own accord

It is possible that, if they are young and small, if you dress up in a maid uniform with a BIG as FUCK bow on the back they will recognize there is already a maid claiming this territory and fuck off. This carries tremendous risk because alternatively they might initiate a courtship ritual with you and you'll have to prove you are a competent head maid or they will tear you to pieces and eat you. If you succeed you could get married to a cute coven of maids which doesn't solve your problem but is pretty awesome, you'll have to be a maid for the rest of your life though

If you found that your tax returns have been handled for you already though, or you dare eat a meal you don't remember cooking, ordering, or buying in your home, it's too late. You're a colony host now and you are the princess

[legendary-necromancer]

head maid voice:

"as you know Miss, I'm now in mourning for my late husband.

Which means you'll find the answer to your question is yes; I am wearing those lacy black panties you are so fond of."

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

whats up the princess' cloaca

*sits on ur face*

find out !!!!

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

i require my bravest knight,. . ,.,. princess has a most dangerous quest,. ., ,. .,.,., . , ,,, only th most bravest knight may return,. ,.,

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

princess left my little average sized princess crown, its actually quite large 4 a crown, over at @feralharpygirl's place last time we had playtime., i need it back,. . ,,

[feralharpygirl]

Hi princess, it's me. The harpy. The one who eats people, yeah. Soooo, anyway, princess might need to send her second bravest knight...

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

hmph !!!!!!

[windup-angel]

fuuuuuuuck i was supposed to be off today

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

WELL I NEED MY PRINCESS CROWN !!!!

[deflatedmaid]

hahahahaha it's a good day to be a maid!!!

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

maid,. go test all th new rape-traps in th dungeon,.

[maidslime]

˘꒷꒦˘꒷꒦꒷˘꒦꒷꒦˘

ﾟ ｡ ﾟ∘ ° ｡ﾟ

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

Princess who stamps her cane when she says "hmph!"

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

*does an angry little talon stompie*

[maidslime]

Wait are you not supposed to use a mop to clean your bed? Next thing I know it'll be wrong to bunch up the linoleum flooring into the washing machines

I am. Beating you. Kicks and punches. How dare you how dare you.

[c5-17]

Nooooooo my innocent ignorance a young maid just needs to be trained T.T

[maidslime]

Training you. Training you to be a good maid. Giving you a short skirt and short sleeves so everyone can see your bruises.

[jessiewithaj]

the romantic notion of vomiting out all the bad in you, purging an impossible volume of oily sludge.

then it coalesces into shadow link and you fight to the death, i dunno, fuck the water temple

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

,. kwehh . .,.,.,. ,.,.,. ,..,

[deflatedmaid]

whatever bothers you, milady?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

///v///

[deflatedmaid]

goodness, her Highness is so flustered! mayhaps her talons were polished, or her feathers were preened?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

p.,. princess needs 2 b filled. .,

[deflatedmaid]

oh dear! the princess is in heat! whatever will you do, your majesty?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

,. kwehh . .,.,.,. ,.,.,. ,..,

[deflatedmaid]

whatever bothers you, milady?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

///v///

[deflatedmaid]

goodness, her Highness is so flustered! mayhaps her talons were polished, or her feathers were preened?

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

,. kwehh . .,.,.,. ,.,.,. ,..,

[deflatedmaid]

whatever bothers you, milady?

[chateau-bluerose]

Following an increasingly long series of escalating events wherein the MSOC maids have used their black operations training to stage heists to steal each other's underwear, MSOC Local 1 initiated monthly urban warfare training where the maids are armed with paintball markers (and marker accessories such as paintbrushes and paint grenades) and set loose with their fireteams throughout the castle in order to secure a total of 2 dozen artificial princess eggs hidden around the castle at designated hardpoints.

Following the search period is the defense period, where the fireteam must lock down and secure their captured eggs from other fireteams who are hoping to take their prizes secondhand, before the 24 hour operational period concludes. The entire royal estate and a border of its surroundings are fair game for this firefight. Maids are encouraged to fortify, sleep in shifts, and use whatever tactics necessary to secure their payloads. However, any weaponry outside the approved marking is strictly prohibited, though they are encouraged to use their martial arts prowess and disarming techniques to practice their nonlethal subdual tactics in close combat.

The participants are graded on the number of their fireteam who make it out unmarked, and the intactness of their captured princess eggs. The fireteam who returns at the end of the operational period with the largest number of undamaged princess eggs is able to claim their prize-- the used panties of their comrades and occasionally the principal(s), hidden within the eggs they turned in.

While this has not eliminated the recreational panty raid, it has made a game of it that every fireteam can get involved in and excited about, as well as marks of honor for the team. Many teams choose to hang up these used panties in their common rooms or dormitories, others keep them in lock-and-key shrines, and still others sell their acquisitions on the black market.

[chateau-bluerose]

The Eggs are equipped with tamper proof explosive triggers which alert the adjudicators, sanitize the panties, and paint the offenders with unmistakable glittery sharpie ink, if they attempt to just break the eggs and steal the panties directly.

[doodlerbeeart]

We've been hit by the worst financial crisis yet. We can't make rent, the car desperately needs maintenance, Mystic needs a vet exam, and our credit card is maxed out.

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[doodlerbeeart]

Old commission post and I also have some physical prints of anyone's interested in those.