Omars will be Omars

Formerly cantstopthesignal. Welcome to my mostly neglected personal. If you want to be where the real action is head over to my Disney blog for gifs, sarcasm and attention.

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

*puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*

[motelstarlight]

life hack: be best friends with a slytherin. they will steal cupcakes for you from work and tell you to drop toxic people from your life with no reservations. they will be the ones ordering you to stop and breathe and call in sick, to screw your commitments if they see you’re sacrificing your mental health. they’re the ones to say “don’t you dare settle” and “you deserve better” in a ruthless, matter-of-fact tone. they’ll be the ones saying it’s okay to put yourself first, the voice you need to hear after a long day or week or month. trust me, be best friends with a slytherin.

[defriendallfriends]

one of my favourite things about living in the states is finally being able to add to box office opening weekend stats

[steviemcfly]

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

[tomurass]

And now, the weather.

[ganondilf]

Just realised that Super Mario Bros and Jurassic Park have followed the same naming convention with their franchises.

Super Mario Bros / Jurassic Park

Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels / Jurassic Park: The Lost World

Super Mario Bros 3 / Jurassic Park 3

Super Mario World / Jurassic World

What I’m saying is I’m very excited about the prospect of Jurassic Galaxy

[sleepthroughthealarm]

i just want everyone to know that my legs are really smooth today and i feel like a glorious dolphin

[brimalandro]

i have never felt so spiritually connected to a buzzfeed article

[giraffepoliceforce]

[nizzlekicks]

i can’t beleive this

[michmoon]

IT IS 2015

[jhunnyplaysdamello]

I fucking quit

[eroscestlavie]

reminder to look at this pup’s widdle feeties 

[romulanwarbird]

my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver

[defriendallfriends]

so looks like im writing a new screenplay and im super excited about it but don’t ask me about it cause it’s trash

[sarakeilman94]

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

[gatta-cicova]

[cherub69]

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

[archivebcembarasslol]

that moment when Caitlyn Jenner comes out and you discover which of your friends are transphobic assholes

[sparklysloth-blog]

this is like. top three favorite vines ever i’m crying

[jigglyturk]

That accent is so close

[mattmurdocky]

you’re not a TRUE cinephile if you…

haven’t seen every single Bergman, Tarkovsky, Scorsese, Kubrick, Tarantino and Godard film by the time you were 7 years old

never ate roll film for breakfast every day for your whole life

don’t rip up your ticket stubs and snort them because you love film THAT much

and you can only use the term “film” because “movies” are so not hot

[ch4ndra-deactivated20140810]

“Men don’t like it when women wear …” who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?