The Nutella Chronicles

I post anything that makes me smile, giggle or snort.

[jokerous]

#Batman did THAT

Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

[nevver]

E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

[softlyfiercely]

one time my friend had surgery on her hip/knee and we went to visit her in the hospital and she was like “hey guys, check out what i have! it’s this cool button that, when I press it, it gives me more morphine!” and sure enough she had a little tube with one end attached to her IV or whatever and one end with a button on it, and every time she pushed the button it gave her morphine

and she just kept pressing it and pressing it and giggling and getting loopier and loopier, so we went to ask a nurse if that was OK or if she was just going to overdose herself

and the nurse said that the morphine button is on a self timer limit and she had already maxed it out and won’t be able to get more for a few more hours, but she can just press the button as many times as she wants and thanks to her already being on the max dose of morphine she was just placebo effect-ing herself into the fucking stratosphere

it was a great image, my friend over there high as balls like I HAVE UNLIMITED MORPHINE POWER!!!! *press press press press* and the nurse like “nah that button isn’t doing shit but she’s having fun”

[spelldealer]

so was no one was gonna tell me that the painting saturn devouring his son was found painted directly onto the walls of the artist’s home after he died and that it may not even be depicting the greek legend, that’s just the most common interpretation??????

[wizard0rb]

hello????

[cursed-and-haunted]

Not only was it painted on the wall of his house, it was painted on the wall of his dinning room.

Like imagine you go over to your boy's house for dinner and that's across from you while you eat. Like would you say something or just

[gayanese]

This is the painting is question by Francisco Goya. Not only was this painting found, but a series of 13 other disturbing pieces of art called his “Black Paintings”. At this point in Goya’s life he had lost his hearing (well most of it) and had moved into a villa where he became a recluse. This was directly after the Napoleonic wars. These paintings were never meant to be found. They were never commissioned and he solely made these for himself.

[breya-etherium-shaper]

This is where they think each of those paintings was placed in the house.

[autumngracy]

What in the goddamn...?

[kaylawaylaayla]

tumblr finding out about fucked up art history is so fun to watch

[tamamita]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[bisexualterror]

suspect number one:

[that-edm-life]

[nomehablen2]

shut up lmfaoooooooooo

[wu-tangz]

I will never forget this

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[that-twink-over-there]

The scream always takes me out 🤣

[deejay]

Lashawna going home was one of the biggest upsets I experienced in my childhood.

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[beardedzombietech-deactivated20]

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

[angrybell]

Why not?

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

[latining]

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

[hawkeyetoo]

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wild

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[pananni]

Wholesome content

Soviet Womble Original Video

[pizza-otter]

This is my favourite VR video ever. 😂

[6lackranger]

It’s November, so had to bring this back!

[6lackranger]

Look at what’s on her plate 😂

[mzhrtbrkr]

I can’t stand ya’ll 😂😂😂😂

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Can we have the remix in here too please?

[nikkalick]

Not a crossover I was expecting, but I’ll take it

[ferpykins]

yes it did happen

[personification-of-anxiety]

he slid to hell on a pool and than waltzed into it's kitchen

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[assiraphales]

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

[valarie-lynn]

Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy

[catarium]

I ran into that post again I don’t have the link and I made a comic.

Hades and Persephone version.

[nyctosaurid]

[igobyebye-deactivated20260127]

ok i love this post but I think we need to talk about this fucking part of the trivia section as well

[kradeiz]

I have long wanted a fantasy story where both sides of the protagonist’s family are magical but neither one knows that the other side is, so they both pretend to be “normal” in a classic case of dramatic irony. 

So finding out we almost got that with Jake Long just makes me sad.