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Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn’t you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.
Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.
Even I can’t remember why, I still feel empty, alone. Making me forget won’t fix it.
It’s Founder’s Day. I’m here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Love bends the rules of possible.
As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you’re doomed.
Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.
I see you, hear your voice, but not being able to touch you.
I like being a living dead person.
Don’t say anything. You’re a dick. End of story.
I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.
Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of how I met your mother.
You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.
If I just give myself over to the blood, I can make that pain stop. Every day, I fight that.
You’re not exactly innocent. You’ve made it your life mission to make him miserable.
Let’s not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.
I don’t want to survive… after what I’ve done, I just want it to be over.
Stefan likes puppy blood… little golden retriever blood with floppy ears. That’s his favorite.
From the moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person.
The blood brings out what’s inside of me. If you think any differently, you’re an idiot.
Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.
If I do this, if I give in, there’s no going back.
I don’t hurt people. I don’t do that. I’m the good brother.
I’m not sad. I’m frickin hungry!
The blood? It doesn’t change anything.
He spent all this time fighting it, when he should have be learning to control it.
Only one of us was around when dance was invented.
I’ll sever your hand, pull your ring off and kill you. Do you understand that?
You’re playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?
We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.
Don’t you get it? I’m better off without you.
I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he’s still a vampire.
His name is John, but I call him jackass.
I haven’t hunted a human in… God, way too long.
If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.
I get it. He’s the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.
You should turn me because I don’t have anything else.
Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly.
Vervain… making it hard to find something to eat in this town.
I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.
The only one I can count on is… me.
Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.
Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.
What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?
You’re not the worst company in the world, Elena.
Vampires can’t procreate… though we love to try.
I was right about Mystic Falls. There’s evil here. I can feel it… everywhere.
I don’t side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I’m vengeful.
Don’t. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.
Art implies culture and culture implies… not you.
This isn’t about love. This is about revenge.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
You’ll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she’ll be yours forever.
Why does everyone have to die on me?
I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.
Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn’t have to be.