[ostolero]

[sergal]

alien 1979 seemed like one of those movies where i knew basically everything that happens in it without watching it just through cultural osmosis. but i was wrong. nobody talks about how its got an evil robot in it

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[pillowspace]

Life's been great ever since I started blocking mean people in reply sections, I love seeing a blocked reply on a random post followed by a group of people going "what the hell are you talking about" under it. I have no idea, I can't see what they said

[pillowspace]

I'm sure it says something

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

guy who believes 9/11 happened but on a different date

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[wavelette]

like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other’s senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters’ actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other. 

which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[sparkbirdmusic]

whose idea was this tile pattern

[booooooooof-9-o-s]

how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really

[earsandtailsarefeet]

I'm torn between thinking 'this is a magical IRL shitpost' and 'what arse tiled a bathroom like my migraines?'

[sunspotpony]

This is what my muscles feel like 24/7.

[curlicuecal]

i tthought this was qr codes

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

there's a minotaur in the center of this

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[mysterypuppys]

the edible will hit when you least expect it

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[s-ccaam-era]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[dragon-in-a-fez]

about a month into my first year of undergrad I went into the dining hall - perfectly sober but more tired than I had previously known was possible - and got myself a full bowl of chopped garlic somehow thinking it was rice, and just sat down and ate a spoonful of it and realised my mistake

[squidong]

finally… too much garlic

[dipdamnderoo]

I made a thing.  Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈