Larry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Connor: I’m playing a game.
Larry: BY YOURSELF?
Connor: Yes?
Larry: SO YOU’RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
Connor: I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS, DAD
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Larry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Connor: I’m playing a game.
Larry: BY YOURSELF?
Connor: Yes?
Larry: SO YOU’RE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
Connor: I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS, DAD
Jared: Are you... okay?
Evan: What’s okay?
Jared: Uh, maybe a little rest?
Evan: My resting heartrate registers as a panic attack
Heidi: [bursts into Evan’s room]
Evan: Mom! I’m not sucking ghost dick!
Heidi: Oh yeah? Then what’s that?
Connor, quietly scooting to the door; I’m... I’m just gonna leave...
Alana: Okay, guys, what did you do over the break?
Zoe: I went skiing!
Alana: Oh!
Jared: I climbed a mountain!
Alana: Oh!
Connor: Meth.
Connor, sitting under the tree: What a great day.
Evan: We should do this more often :)
Connor: We should play the shut the fuck up game! We should do that! Fucking idiot—
Larry: I have a job, a wife, kids, and a morgage
Larry: so if I drop a bag of my favourite chips on the ground,
Larry, through tears: I don’t cry about it
Evan, biting into a coupon burger thing with tears in his eyes: Mm,,,this is sO gooD mo M
Connor: Why are parents always trying to whoop you when your room isn’t clean? If you don’t want to come in there don’t come in there! Maybe I like dirt.
Alana: I LITERALLY HAVE SO MUCH TO DO I’M FREAKING OUT
Jared, slowly putting sunglasses on: Calm down! Relaxation! Chill out! Stop screaming!
Alana: Okay, go around and introduce yourselves.
Evan: My name is Evan with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects all my—
Alana: Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Evan: Hm?
Alana: Where’s the B?
Evan, panicking: theRE’s A beE?
Alana, singing: I want a church girl that go to church,,
Alana: and read her bible
Connor, losing his fucking mind: WE’LL JUST RELAX, WE’LL TURN ON THE RADIO!
Connor: WOULD YOU LIKE AM??? OR FM
Alana: I just googled what slay means
Alana: What the heck?!
Alan: I do not kill people. I promise I do not slay!
Jared: If I order a 20 piece McNugget,
Jared: And you give me one sauce...
Jared: DO THE MATH!!!
Hey! So I just wanted to greet everyone on here and introduce myself.
I’m Ivy! I’m a new mod here. I’d like to think I know my way around vines and memes, so that’s good when that’s the point of the blog you help run...
Anyway! My main is @bluslushies so feel free to send me stuff.
This blog is so hilarious, i love it so much!!
aaHHH THANKS MAN
Connor as Jesus Jared as the driver