deicidedlygay

killing God one girl at a time she/her/we/us/ourselves

[deicidedlygay]

get you a girl who will light your molotov with her blunt

[deicidedlygay]

insurance doesn't want me to have a boner

[swagophile]

me: [climbing in the mech suit] hey so whats the protocol if i pee myself in here

my handler: the protocol is Don't. Hold in like a normal person

me: okay

me: [after a very intense training operation] so, uh, about that protocol,

my handler: god fucking damnit. why do we keep recruiting perverts and losers i hate this job so much

[swagophile]

me: maid. bring me 6 dollars. mommy's feeling adventerous today.

my maid: very well my lady, but only on the condition that you never call yourself mommy again

me: okay. fine. whatever. forget it. mommy's feeling very sad now. ugh. mommy's really upset. mommy hates you

my maid: no, princess. mommy loves you very much, my lady

me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT TURN THAT ON ME

[digitalsymbiote]

How many licks does it take~?

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@siveine @breethenecromancer @preydefiler @tidalgardener @sunshine-poodlegirl @bl00d-in-the-water @brood-milf

[deicidedlygay]

when youre sucking off a synth girl and her psi is too low so she cums slow and foamy and it going ok until she laughs and you then you laugh and get her cum in your nose and down your chin

[deicidedlygay]

i know i havent posted in a while but the stuff i post about might take a hard left turn. just letting yall know.

[deicidedlygay]

i crave eyes and claws and fangs

[deicidedlygay]

someone should teach me when tuesday is (paws on learner btw)

[deicidedlygay]

this was my first gencon. a lot happened but it was worth it. ive never been so excited for a trip or met so many friends. if you were at gencon i was the wolf following the black witch cat around making sure she didnt get lost. im sad to be leaving but ill be back next year. say hi then if you want

[deicidedlygay]

tuesday is a state of mind

[devilcat3d]

forcing a cute girl on her knees and lifting her chin up roughly with one hand so her eyes meet mine and scratching behind her ear with my other hand while saying in a happy yet condescending voice, "whos a useless little faggot? is it you? hm? why dont you bark for me mutt?" until she understands that she is so far below me that she might as well worship me like a goddess

[glitterblossom]

Wow! I mean…one partner. Just one? What’s that like?

Personally, I can’t imagine it. I’d be so lonely, y’know? But I’m happy for you!

[glitterblossom]

I just know I could never do that. I’m a hopeless romantic; I don’t believe in limiting my love to just one relationship at a time.

It’s silly, right? But that’s just me, I guess!

[glitterblossom]

So what happens if you argue? There’s no other partners to help mediate? How does that work?

And if you break up? Do you just have no one to lean on? No one to love you til you find a whole new partner?

Sorry, no, of course! Of course you have friends. I’m your friend! I just mean—it’s not the same, right?

Mmm. Different lifestyles, I guess!

[glitterblossom]

Okay, wait. It’s not the same, right?

Serious question time. Promise you won’t get mad.

If you can only be attracted to one person at a time, then…when I asked you if I looked good in that outfit last weekend, were you lying?

I am! I am being serious!

I just—I know you’re with someone right now, so it’s just…hard to trust you mean it when you say stuff like that, you know?

Of course I still trust you. Sorry, wrong word. Just, you get it. Some things have to be a little different. For my comfort. Boundaries, and all that.

[glitterblossom]

I just had a thought. Stop me if I get too raunchy, okay?

When you have sex, is it always the two of you? No one else, ever? That sounds so…no, no! I don’t get it, is all.

It’s probably me being ignorant! I’m sure it’s really kinky and fun, having just one partner to satisfy you. That’s why you do it, right? Or, I mean, why people like you do it.

Just being real, you know? I love that we can be real with each other!

[glitterblossom]

You probably don’t even need the security of watching your partners get each other off, then having them turn to you, and seeing in their eyes that their love and desire for you hasn’t diminished at all.

Yeah. That sort of thing’s not important for everyone.

[glitterblossom]

I just know if I had kids, I’d want them to grow up raised by a community, you know? Not a pair of absentee parents who are always at work.

No, I don’t think every monogamous cule is like that. I’m not some kind of bigot. Most of them are probably fine people who don’t realize the confusion they’re exposing their kids to.

I wish there was more science about this, right?

[glitterblossom]

I think you’re mischaracterizing what I’ve been saying. I’m not against monogamy. I was just asking questions. Is it prejudiced to be worried for my friend?

No, listen. Just listen to me for a sec. About that science. I found a study that said, statistically, a monogamous relationship is much likelier to end in homicide, despite involving far fewer people. Have you read it? The one from degeneracyiskillingwhiteamerica.org. It’s pretty good.

Wait. Isn’t one of your partners a scientist? Shouldn’t they know about this? Oh, sweetie, did they not tell you? Should I not have said that? Let’s just leave it alone; I’m sure they didn’t mean anything by it.

[glitterblossom]

At the end of the day, everyone’s free to be themself. I just don’t understand why someone would choose to hinge all their emotional, economic, and intimate needs on one person. Is that realistic? Is that fair to them? Surely, it’s easier to just do the normal thing, and rely on a community of loves?

No, of course. Of course you have it figured out, you and your…what do you call true love, again, when you’re not in a polycule? Oh! Duh, I’m so silly sometimes. Your marriage. You and your marriage, you’ll be fine. You don’t need little ol’ me telling you how to live your life!

[deicidedlygay]

i kinda feel weird being a mechposting blog (which might be why i never post) because im into so many other things too. i dont really want to mess with yalls timelines but sometimes i feel like a doll or a little or one of a hundred thousand other things. i might be posting more different stuff soon. i might also continue to not post do to executive not functioning.

[artificialgirl]

Pin her down, feel the rhythmic click-click-click as her gears skip over themselves, the low whine of metal straining where it shouldn't need to. Fog up her cameras, hot breath, make her bury her face in you in an attempt to wipe them clean, steal back little flecks of her own vision. Feel the give of thin plastic and silicone and sheet metal, more for cosmetics than anything else, feel the rigid chassis beneath that pretty top layer. Press fingers into places fingers shouldn't go, places adorned with bright yellow danger markings, feel her squirm, feel her freeze up. She won't hurt you. She won't even struggle like this, for fear of hurting your body with her own. Press your cheek to an output vent, feel the rising heat throbbing outward, the low pulse of her motors trying to keep themselves still. Pull away when it gets too hot. She's bad at keeping herself under control. Pull fingers free, feel the tension leave her as the risk disappears. Cameras shining up at you, her attention trained so closely on what your next move will be. Fans held still, silent, no noise in the world but your own breathing as you hold her tight.

[lancersafetysigns]

[itsjustminormending]

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