In The Club We Let It Be

=Sam= Team Green I post alot so if you dont like that Oh well

[wizard-laundry]

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[oneheadtoanother]

after being offered the role of poop

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

[knownhag]

Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up

[dafilovesyou]

[blackpyrefly]

oh? you’re “fandom trash?” *compacts you*

[acceptableduraz]

Is this what we’re calling glomping now?

[blackpyrefly]

worst possible response to this. thank you.

[kiricumber]

[7dmom]

I can't wait to be redeemed

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement