In The Club We Let It Be

=Sam= Team Green I post alot so if you dont like that Oh well

[wizard-laundry]

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

[kiricumber]

[7dmom]

I can't wait to be redeemed

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[amygdalae]

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums

[amygdalae]

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums

[beingharsh]

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[tariah23]

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

[thedishonestmedia]

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kosmogrl]

do NOT ask me for advice I will ruin your life