An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto)
Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Lady Suna Akasuna Katsuragi
Additional Tags: Naruto AU, SasoDei - Freeform, Sasori x Deidara - Freeform, Arte Contemporânea, Escultura, Humor de Casal, Guerra Fria Artística
Series: Part 3 of Amor, Arte e caos absoluto
Summary:
Quando um começa a provocar, e o outro resolve responder na mesma moeda. E sabemos como Deidara Katsuragi é orgulhoso demais para deixar algo assim passar.
O que começou como uma almofada idiota… Evoluiu além do controle de ambos. Uma pequena Guerra fria doméstica e artística.
SasoDei- AU contemporâneo. (parte da série Amor, Arte e caos absoluto).
The text below was translated with the help of translation tools, so if there’s anything off, please feel free to let me know! Other than that, I hope you enjoy it.
Content Warning: The following story contains references to an implied adult situation, but no graphic descriptions. Recommended for readers 18+ or anyone comfortable with this type of humor.
The bedroom was spotless.
Spotless because Deidara had cleaned it.
Which, by itself, was already a small domestic miracle.
But of course, there was a very obvious reason behind it: a romantic night with his boyfriend, Sasori.
Extra pillows on the bed. A tray with a few treats that the blond considered "sexy" (in reality, he had just grabbed some fruit-filled chocolates from the local convenience store). And on the TV, one of those... rather questionable adult movies.
According to the artist:
"It's just for some background noise and to set the mood, hm."
Yes, he had already tried one time using one of his own playlists before...
Sasori had simply asked him to turn it off.
Everything pointed toward a promising evening.
Even Suna seemed to get the idea and had settled down on the living room couch, far more interested in her own paws.
There was just one tiny detail Deidara had forgotten about Sasori...
—Why is there a man wearing an inflatable duck costume in this movie?
The question came in a perfectly neutral tone, as if the redhead were genuinely analyzing the cinematic masterpiece unfolding on screen.
—Sasori... it's just supposed to be background noise... and set the mood... hm.
—I can't get in the mood with this.
On the TV, someone had just been dramatically shoved onto the hood of a car.
—And of course they'd go with such a cliché...
—For the love of Buddha, Sasori! It's a porno!
—That doesn't make the writing and acting any less questionable.
Sasori was an incredibly harsh critic.
Even when absolutely nobody asked him to be.
OOC:This is probably the most NSFW thing you'll ever see on this blog.
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