ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ sʜᴀᴍ. @deifiied - Tumblr Blog

you know what sucks most about being sick? when you're better, your muse kaputs

#[ .ooc ]#[ i have been better for almost a week and tulio's giving me the finger ]#[ in this time i've been trolling omegle ]#[ and he just lies on top of me ]

slowly starting to feel better and tulio’s just kinda lying on top of me. I’m still like shit so I just-again, might not be on.

#[ .ooc ]#[ i hate the flu so much ]#[ i shouldn't be marathoning buffy while i watch tho ]#[ because an angel muse is coming ]#[ and it sucks because i love him so much ]#[ also i'm 6 away from my next hundred and crying because how while i don't do anything????? ]

guess who doesn't have a cold? this guy. guess what he actually has? the flu

#[ .ooc ]#[ i have been nauseous the entire day and every time i sneeze or cough i feel like i'm going to throw up ]#[ i have a fever and everything feels like this ]#[ again not going to really be on tonight ]#[ i need to sleep ]#[ and compose myself for getting blood drawn tomorrow ]#[ how i love my fear of needles ]

dumps cute dinosaur cookies on you so u feel better

#[ .ooc ]#[ this is adorable and it made me grin ]#[ whoever sent this made me a happy puppy ]#[ thank you for making me a happy puppy ]#Anonymous

it's funny, no matter what i take or how much i sleep, i feel like complete shit.

#[ .ooc ]#[ i will always try to post updates if i can or cannot be online or of the like ]#[ i will not be online tonight because my cold has added nausea to everything else i'm feeling ]#[ i'm sorry for not being on very much these past couple days ]#[ when i get better drafts will definitely be done ]

i'm going to see if i can get drafts and asks done, but at the moment, i feel like shit.

#[ .ooc ]#[ my head hurts my body hurts and i keep coughing ]#[ my muse is acting as sick as i am so i might not do much ]#[ if i do anything-it'll be posting a small open ]

skillfullytenacious

—— And who am I to bridle if I’m forced to be an Idol?

#[ .ooc ]#[ go follow the twinny ]

i have been infected

#[ .ooc ]#[ translated into im sick and feeling like complete shit ]#[ satan got me sick ]#[ headache and my whole body hurts ]#[ i don't know if i'll be on tonight ]#[ help me ]

pouring more oil on the fire here and doing a starter call for mutuals i haven't interacted with yet.

#[ .ooc ]#[ because i just /have/ to overwork myself ]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

#[ .meme ]#[ i'm gonna hate myself tomorrow but sure ]

i probably won't be so extremely active tonight because i'm exhausted and might go to sleep early.

#[ .ooc ]#[ and i'm kinda thinking of ships and then AtLA and LoK stuff ]#[ mostly ships with duke crocker ]#[ him and sasquatch ]#[ if you guys don't understand what im saying you should watch haven ]

what if westley and tulio were arguing and then tulio suddenly snatches westleys glasses and throws them like 'GO FIND YOUR GLASSES VELMA'

he so would but if westley ever found out he needs glasses too????

#Anonymous #[ .ooc ]#[ asks.answered ]#[ since i thought of tulio's modern verse i have seen him with glasses ]#[ so this has been a vision since i made the blog ]#[ but he's got cool half rimmed glassed ]#[ he likes to think he doesn't need glasses ]#[ and his vision isn't that bad so he only needs them sometimes ]

just admit u like westley. he's got dorky glasses, you can't win.

no he's just a dork and totally not hot in any way especially in only his underwearwho likes him????

#Anonymous #[ tulio don't be a dork ]#[ asks.answered ]

courtxsan:

Come, let me love your fa- I mean it’s a little bit funny. This feeling inside.

you are a bae and my god let me love you.

#courtxsan #[ .ooc ]#[ i saw the gifset and you tagged me in it and ily ]#[ i can't stop singing it ]#[ and i swear i could sit and listen to your blog's music all day ]

[ westley ]

ℛ ’ and i thought i did. and if you’d allow it, i’d like to put on a towel or something if you plan on staying. ‘

❛ well, seems it didn't work.

i'll step out, then. wasn't really stopping you from grabbing one, though. ❜

a smirk tugged at his lips before he turned and walked out of the bathroom, catching one last glance before he closed the door. once it was closed, he rested his back against the wall next to the door, crossing his arms over his chest and holding his neighbor's mail in one hand.

#weestley #[ ic.short ]#[ v.counting cards ]#[ yis i came to ogle your naked booty ]#[ and nice and wet ]#[ it pleases me ]

[ kent ]

”Ohoho, so you aren’t? I suppose it was more of an educated guess than I thought. Well come on, I didn’t park far from here.”

❛ well, you've been keeping me busy helping you out with your cases. didn't have time to get someone. ❜

he teased and offered a smirk to kent, moving his hands and stuffing them in his pockets.

❛ does your place consist of the room you said you were staying in or did you decide to stay in town? ❜

#bupagentkent #[ ic.short ]#[ v.counting cards ]#[ they really do they are killing me ]#[ also remembering kent said he was in town for the job and it seems he's been staying for a while ]

ghostmcdonalds

send me a "✎" and ill draw your muse

#[ .meme ]#[ because i just woke up and am going to class in a half hour ]#[ this gives me a reason to practice and doodle in class ]

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ sʜᴀᴍ.