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[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]

#.♡ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ғʀᴜɪᴛ ᴘᴀsᴛʀɪᴇs #;;i mfuck ing #;;yells

fortunatenax:

@delancd liked for a starter.

“So wait- all of this is just… capture the flag?”

“Yeah pretty much... It’s all kind of boring once you think about it.”

#;;m3: is only on season 2 but i know a lot because of logann #;;me @ myself: i know what im doing #fortunatenax

mcntiroso:

“Nothin’ wrong with being a little experienced. But i’m not old so- hah! I can’t say much.”

Turning to grasp his axe, Bull steps over to respectfully nod and offer a free hand. “Iron Bull. The Iron Bull in reality- the Article’s always there yet hardly used anymore. Don’t think it sounds like me anymore.”

“The Iron Bull? Oh! Your name is way more interesting than mine. My name is Franklin Delano Donut. Donut for short.. it’s what most people call me anyway!”

Donut laughed and shook his hand, it was nice to finally meet a stranger who wasn’t out to kill him! All thought most people who attacked him didn’t seem very nice.. and the other half were crazy animals.

“You’re really big--- and not in the bad way I mean-- ...... Nice to meet you, The Iron Bull!”

#Donut: you're big. I UH SHIT-- *screams internally*#mcntiroso

the-maroon-cyborg:

“It’s fine, it’s fine. It’s no big thing, just. I wasn’t expecting to walk in on you shirtless, you know?” Yeah,he had this big thing about privacy. Nerd. “Uh… Yeah, uh… that’s the wrong hole by the way.”

He pointed at how Donut’s arm had gotten stuck in the neck hole. “… Dunno if you noticed.”

“Oh! Yeah I noticed just uh--”

He didn’t actually notice. He adjusts himself and his shirt. freeing his arm from the neck hole and putting it in the correct one. He was still embarrassed and all, a light shade of red painted on his cheeks but ah well.. what can you do? This kind of thing was all too natural.

“Did you need something, Simmons?”

#themarooncyborg

Me and @advxctorium have the same birthday

#ooc//;;^^

callout post for @aifragmnt

a furry

#;;joking//#.✪ Hᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs Nᴏʀᴀ! ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ⁾

mcntiroso:

“Good. I was gonna offer you something to patch you up but- you sound pretty fine to me.” As he pulls himself back to his feet, Iron Bull cast a bright grin in the other’s direction. “You’re pretty decked out aren’t you? I don’t think golems could wear something as intricate as that. At least, the ones i’ve fought?”

“Well i’m not a golem! This armor is specially made or that’s what Sarge told me. He’s our ‘Commander’ I guess you’d call him. He makes most of our plans and many other stuff! But mainly plans. He’s all about war... he’s also really old...”

He almost didn’t catch himself rambling but once he did he stopped himself and laughed while rubbing the back on his neck. This guy was...big. Like a good big... He was lucky to be wearing all this armor or he might of seen his blush.

“So I uh.... What’s your name?”

#mcntiroso #;donut just: oh my god im so gay hello

He wants to scream, staring at himself in the mirror. He will never get used to this, he will never like seeing his face in this state. He used to be so... A soft sigh leaves him as he turns his gaze away from the mirror.

He brings up a hand to touch where his ear once was, his eyes stared to get misty. He then touches the scar that covered the entire right side of his face, it still hurt.. even if it was long ago he could still remember how badly it hurt, how much it burned.

Blood ran down from his fist dripping into the sink below. Did he just...? The mirror was broken, glass shattered on the floor some in the sink.. little shards in his fist. Maybe he should stick to wearing a helmet... then he’d never have to see his face.

#;;I thoguth of this while i was half asleep so it's probably garbage but thats how my donut feel about his face.#;;also this is 100% an open #;;i gotta make a tag for that #;blood///

@mcntiroso

Donut kicks some rocks out of the way while scratching the back of his neck. That guy pretty much dropped like a bag of rocks... he was done so quickly he didn’t really expect it but as they said.. Donut had one HELL of a throwing arm.

“I uh...Yeah! Yeah i’m not hurt or something just a minor scratch maybe a bruise or something... he did clock me pretty hard but I think my helmet saved me there.”

#;;im so tired but here i am #;;HERE IAM BEING GAY #mcntiroso #;;i hope i spelyt that right im so tired

Okay but seriously In eed to get my ass to bed

#.✪ hᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs nᴏʀᴀ! ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ⁾#;;i've smiied spelled like ten times #;;wow #;;misspelled like ten things**#;;jesus #just my ass Tho not me. goodnight ass.

@the-maroon-cyborg

The minute he saw Simmons his entire face went pale or well what was left of it. He hated it when people saw his scars and well his scars weren’t exactly hidden. He almost instantly grabs a shirt and puts it on with haste pretty much getting his arm stuck in the neck hole in the process.

“Sorry Simmons! I should have warned you or something--”

#;;Donut has so many scars #;;top surgery scars... face scars... getting shot scars..#;;my poor son :(#themarooncyborg #;;also i hope its okay that i moved this here!!

Hot person: *looks at donut* Donut: hoo my god

#.✪ Hᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs Nᴏʀᴀ! ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ⁾#;;im tired #;;tis past my ''bed time''

(Donut Voice) great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit

#;i just finised the scene with the wife and im crying #;;i've played it so many times but i j ust dONUT #;;poor baby :(#.✪ Iᴛ·s Lɪɢʜᴛɪsʜ Rᴇᴅ ⁽ᴰᵒᶰᵘᵗ⁾

wordsnquotes

Dear God, do old scars ever stop hurting?

Stephen King, The Shining (via wordsnquotes)

#:)))))#tag l8r

If you guys find glitter everywhere I swear it wasn’t my fault

#okay it was maybe a little but just my fault.#I may or may have not... dropped an entire bucket of glitter #not my fault though. Blame it on someone who isn't me.#Simmons did it #;;ic

Nora’s headcanons for Donut!! part 1:

Donut gets absolutely flustered when someone holds his hand (or shows him affection)! He loves affection and loves all that cutesy garbage that couples do but when someone holds his hand (or show him any kind of affection really!!) he can’t help it but get flustered and blush!

#;;I had to write this cause the thought of donut getting all blushy is just!! aaah!!!!#.✪ Iᴛ·s Lɪɢʜᴛɪsʜ Rᴇᴅ ⁽ᴰᵒᶰᵘᵗ⁾#.✪ Wᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ⁽ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃᶰᵒᶰˢ⁾#;;im using flustered in this sense of being nervous kind of.

perseusiisms:

delancd started following you

“I don’t understand how you can be so happy doing nothing??”

“I’m only happy when I have nothing to do since it gives me time to decorate, and maybe bake a few treats for everyone. So technically I’m not doing nothing.. unless you count that as nothing.”

#perseusiisms #;;slides across the table #;;your promo quote fucked me up my duDE

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