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â good. my plan was set in motion. itâs a good show, so you wonât be disappointed. i donât know, how do you know? max rager is a pretty regular type of energy drink name. itâs just like monster, or red bull. ah, well. i saw previews and i just donât think itâs for me. some comedy is cool but iâm not hear for the mushy-gushy romantic vibe. â she made a face. â no, i think youâre still salty about the attempts youâve made eating it the other ways and iâm sticking to that story. itâs not a very good defense when you admitted that my son could possibly try to slurp his noodles and end up choking âcause you did it. i had kind of already figured i wouldnât have to worry about jade. but that sounds like some shit i would say. let him live his life eating with a fork, itâs not insulting at all. i think itâs cute as hell and i appreciate his consistency. he really is a sensitive little angel, isnât he? i love that. i miss that. â
"is this something i should get the boys in on? cause they already play zombies, and they play that stupid video game where you have to shoot the zombies, and they play that plants vs. zombies game on my computer --- or is it not kid friendly, cause i just can't get them into monster high or ever after high. they think it's for girls. okay well, i don't drink monster or redbull, i drink starbucks, dunkin, and rockstars. what? how can you not like the romance stuff? haven't you ever seen the notebook? that's the most romantic shit --- i know exactly what happens and i still cry when i watch it," she said. "no, it's literally the most practical way to eat a cupcake without it getting messy. hey! no, i told him and jade to not slurp their noodles because it was a dumb idea and i sucked one down my esophagus. i mean, i showed them the real danger of it, you think they wanna spend twenty minutes in the bathroom gagging? probably not. it is too! you don't eat tiny little grains of things with a fork, it just falls through the little holes. a spoon is much more appropriate. especially for ice cream --- i don't know where he got eating ice cream with a fork from, but whoever did it definitely implanted something in my son to make him think a fork can be used for everything. he is very sensitive. you wanna know just how sensitive he is? i told him that his goldfish got fed up with the lemur trying to pet it and ran away from home instead of telling him that it died just to avoid the meltdown. and their hamster... mr. cheeks got a job at a really high tech hamster office and he had to move there so he could do his job better. and do this day, he still thinks the turtle got to that age where he had to go live in a sewer to become a powerful ninja. i can't break noah's heart and tell him that all of his favorite pets died, it would break my heart to see him so upset. he gets so emotionally invested in everything."













