Pls Don’t Die.

[any-one00]

When you are expecting filthy, kinky smut but the fic is pure fluff

[tifu-today-i-fucked-up]

TIFU by accidentally getting sexual with my dentist, again.

I’m a 32 year old woman who can never go back to my new dentist after two visits because I’m an idiot.

My dentist is a very nice and professional man. Our first appointment was going pretty smoothly until he made some innocuous remark about us “being strangers.” My immediate reply was “oh, you’re not a stranger! You’ve been inside of my mouth for 20 minutes!” I did NOT intend to make a sexual joke. His face turned red and he was clearly embarrassed but he continued on like a true professional and we were probably both relieved when the appointment was over.

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[delchnn]

I messed up my uni interview today. The interviewer asked me about my hometown and he knows more about it than me. I feel really stupid. 😭 there is no chance I’m getting in.

[devilmaycry-headcanons]

It’s ok op you can call him daddy, we are not kinkshaming

[elenafishersps1]

they just don’t make men like this anymore :/

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[delchnn]

My character in rdo. Love her cheekbones❤️❤️

[stonelions]

workin’ hard and hardly workin’

[cootschapel-deactivated20200725]

Rockstar after they made Arthur:

[redredredemption]

Let’s be real

[transkieran]

random kieran duffy moments [1/?] - helping molly o’shea arriving at shady belle

[delchnn]

Awww. Sweet boi.

[gabriellelioncourt]

why would you even say something like that to Arthur, Dutch?

[delchnn]

How dare you say that dutch?

[dolphinitley]

The Notebook (2004)

[metalarc]

Arthur Morgan on the cover:

vs how Arthur Actually looks:

[fattypanc4kes]

Day 20: I’m still not over Arthur Morgan

[beechershoe-deactivated20190218]

[madnessinlatesummernights]

I’m not even sorry for him