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Samir (he/him) I draw a bit

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

[greenbaconsmoothie]

disassociating

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[dragon-in-a-fez]

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

[antigothesis]

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[kyloren]

everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR! GOODBYE LAST DECADE, HELLO NEW ONE! 2020 WILL BE THE YEAR OF PRODUCTIVITY, POSITIVITY, AND GOOD THINGS!

me, having my millionth existential crisis and painfully aware of the passage of time:

[kalzoni]

happy new year everyone

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

[vampmotel]

sir you are referring to the government 

[geekandmisandry]

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tinyyeosangie]

I-

[greatdarknoodleking-deactivated]

adults’ movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kids’ movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions too

“I dunno man, kids’ movies are just kinda dumb”

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

can you imagine the memes during the Black Plague

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[ghostsdyke-deactivated20260103]

Made this a few days ago

[ra-tat-ouille]

Someone take away my internet

[sandersstudies]

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

[sandersstudies]

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

[synebluetoo]

Me driving around at 3:30 AM: tee hee what goblin mischief could I be up to? the world will never know

Me seeing another car: DEMON! DEMON!

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

[draconym]

[cannabisexual]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[lord-ofbears]

Microsoft word has more important things to do then help write your small paper comrade.