Jester

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[deletedjester]

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[You've met The Fool]

> I am... Jester.

> Hm? Real name? I don't remember.

> Want to see a card trick?

Author notes:

Welcome to MCSM OC blog! You'll meet two main characters here: Jester and IHOV.

Nothing about his story will be told in this post, however you're always welcome to ask questions!

You can address him or IHOV.

IHOV is an Intellectual Holder Of Void, aka similar to PAMA machine, but with more emotional intelligence.

One rule:

No NSFW/vore/racist asks. Users will be blocked immediately.

You can get freaky or lovey dovey with him, but I don't promise he'll warm up immediately. Man struggles with his emotions at the moment, so some responses may have lack of empathy or come unintentionally rude.

You can try and ask other characters from his universe, but keep in mind that they'll most likely be from their past selves.

Tags of the blog:

#thefoolspeaks #ihovspeaks #hisdeletedworld #mcsm jester

[deletedjester]

OOC: I'm alive, lmao. Needed to take a break and maybe rethink some stuff about this sad wet man

[dirty-cheater]

Your Majesty, perhaps you heard anything about Wither Warrior in your universe? Chances are low, but I want to make sure...

— 🃏

I've definitely heard of them.. haven't met them per say. But it would be a delight too, none of the less.

[deletedjester]

> I'll jump in here, because that is a topic to discuss!

> It was my question. . .

[IHOV ignores Jester]

> Tell me please, what exactly do you mean by "Wither Warrior"? There are all sorts of them in the multiverse! So, so, many... Need to be sure! Also, you address them as... Well, "them". Does it mean there are many of them you heard about or do you just not know their gender so you choose the most respectful way to address a person or do they specifically go by "they/them"? If you do happen to know their identity, I'd like to know it as well! You see, there's one univers where Petra is the "Wither Warrior", because she's more connected to Ivor due to being his adopted daughter and the other where everything's the same but both Petra and Ivor are evil, than there's universe where Jesse is the one to be Wither Warrior! There's a universe both for male Jesse, female Jesse, even siblings Jessies and non-binary Jesse. Also some of those have Lukas as the Wither Warrior, though I don't exactly see him as a warrior at all that much... Than there's a universe where Ivor is a Wither Warrior and-

[IHOV keeps talking about endless universes]

> . . . I want my ears cut off.

[dirty-cheater]

Jeez, talkative much?

I've only heard so little about them from mevia and otto, and I wouldn't want to assume!

All I've heard is that they're quite good at combat, I'm quite shocked to be hearing it from mevia, considering her attitude.. and some other things I've heard are that their.. how do I put this.. on the line? Sort of like both good and bad? Like mixed opinions!

And I'm quite fascinated by your knowledge in these universe's if I say so myself.

[deletedjester]

> I am Intellectual Holder Of Void, I'm supposed to know everything about most of the universes! The Void is where every single world exist in peace and solitude... And I am spending all my resources to study them! When you're a million years old machine with almost endless source of power it's not that hard, really.

> . . .

> Anyhow, the reason your beloved Jester asked about Wither Warrior is jealousy of course!

> Wh- NO!

> You see, our Wither Warrior was also know as "Gabriel The Warrior". Part of Order Of The Stone. However, they never were heroes in Jester's story. Nor were they villians. As you said your self — good and bad. They did what they thought was necessary. After all, in such a complex society you can't be just good or just bad...

> Let me give you an example! You see an old man in the woods being attacked by wolves. His guards are dead and he holds his little daughter close to himself. However you know for sure this old man — is an aristocrat, known for his cruelty to slaves and commoners. No doubt his daughter will be the same, raised in such environment. So, you can either save them both, get some sort of reward and be at peace or you can leave them to die, knowing there's a chance for lower people to be treated better after that.

> Another example is you're in a middle of a fight and you see you're partner being shot off his horse. You know for sure if you save them, they'll be heavily injured and more like a burden. However if you save a horse, you'll have better chances for winning this battle. So who are you gonna save this time?

> The thing is, despite most of their actions being for better and for people, some of them are very messed up. "End justifies the means" — the best way to describe their whole existence.

> Anyhow, after Jester's Hadrian's defeat and a few months of walking here and there, they met Wither Warrior aka Gabriel. Who was more than willing to join the duo for the right price. His fighting skills, lack of questioning and grey moral code had Hadrian in an iron grip of interest that of course lit up spark of jealousy through Jester!:)

> . . . Look, most of it true, but the jealousy part is not.

[dirty-cheater]

Oh really now? Jealousy? Sigh..you amuse me every day.

I'm not that surprised the order of the stone weren't heros nor villains. I've only heard so far as they're cheaters and possibly liars. It's truly amazing how someone you can look up to could be so good yet so evil or vice versa.

And I would have to admit gabriel does fascinate me, for being so trustworthy, yet still a cheater! But cheaters do make the world spin round.

[deletedjester]

> Well, I would not use the word "cheating" since technically they didn't cheat anything. If we're talking about the most basic universe, than they killed a dragon with command block. But there's no real "right" way to kill, no rules, nothing. You don't even need to necessarily kill it, can just trap it or something similar. There are no rules to cheat. However, they are lairs, can't say anything about that. Right, Jester?

[Jester sulks in the corner]

[harperthegenius]

Lo-ve-ly!

Do tell me please, lady, how exactly did you get the Redstone Heart? As far as I am aware, it was PAMA's main source of energy, which kept it working.

In case you're wondering: I am asking this for better understanding of what can power such machine, so maybe I'll be able to figure out what is powering me.

You see, despite me knowing plenty about everyone and everything, it seems that the only thing I can't study directly is myself. So the best decision here is to study something as simular to me as possible, right?😁

I know some universes that answers my questions, but they all are unsatisfying. My best hope is that you can provide some other type of information! Here are following questions:

Where did you get the Redstone Heart from? If it was crafted, than with what resources?

What kind of redstone construction did you use for connecting the Heart with PAMA's data system?

Did you tell PAMA about the Heart and that it powers it, or did PAMA figured it out itself? If so, than how?

I'll be very glad if you answer those truthfully. Trust me, I have no other intentions than to learn more about myself!

[IHOV tried it's best not to use 'useful' or 'useless' during it's speech]

With love,

IHOV.

(created by: @deletedjester )

{ Harper tried to recall where she got the redstone heart’s materials, she seemed to be struggling to remember. Her memory of crafting the redstone heart was a blur. }

1. Errr.. I barely remember where the idea of me making the redstone heart came from, nor do I remember majority of the materials used to create it. Apologies.

2. I separated the different sensing builds when constructing. Each section had it’s own area with the main commanding wires connecting to the motherboard. This was necessary so that the heart wouldn’t get overloaded. If you spoke to PAMA, it would send a signal to the heart, then the heart sends it to the motherboard, leading to sensing build. PAMA’s response would be the same process but in reverse. Whenever PAMA thinks and speaks, that’s what’s happening. Without the redstone heart, the commands wouldn’t be able to reach PAM- Ugh.. does my rant even make sense?

{ She snapped back from her rambling, appearing regretful. Her body language looked as if she triggered something in her head. }

( How can I be so sure to tell all of this? This AI seems too intelligent.. Is it manipulating- No, I’m overthinking it. )

3. ..PAMA found out itself. Just saw the heart inside and questioned to me about it.

[deletedjester]

> Wha- wait- you went all the way and interacted with someone behind my back?

> I don't see what's so bad about it!

> Well, first things first you're walking around here under my name for god's sakes! Second of all, seriously? Her, of all people?

> Yep. Harper!

> I can't believe you, knowing fully well how her story went with PAMA, you, another fucking AI, decided to bother. I thought you were supposed to be emotionally advanced, not a bitch.

> Your indicators are getting too high, please remember the breath exercise we've learned.

> Fuck you.

[Jester turns his attention to Harper]

> Look, ma'am, despite you previously having an unpleasant experience with AI, I assure you this one in particular has no intentions nor ways to harm anyone. His main goal, if I understood correctly, is to learn everything and I can't see how that can be corrupted. He was doing it for million of years, surely if he wanted to, he already would've done something.

> You're thinking I'm a person.

> What?

> You said "he/his", not your your usual "it/it's".

> I did not.

> You certainly did~

[harperthegenius]

{ Harper could finally trust it’s intentions. }

I’m glad you acknowledged my past- Hey, how do you know about that?

And for HOW many years?!

{ She seemed confused yet shocked at the same time. }

[deletedjester]

> I was forced to spend some time with IHOV and he never shuts up... Not like I have anything else to do here anyway. So I know plenty about other universes.

> More than million years!

> I can repeat for myself, thank you. Anyway, he's a machine that's called IHOV — Intellectual Holder Of Void. He probably told you that already. His purpose is to study all the possible universes and multiverses. I don't know who or how built him, but currently he's situated in the Void. As well as I am, unfortunately. So, yep, more than million years.

[harperthegenius]

Lo-ve-ly!

Do tell me please, lady, how exactly did you get the Redstone Heart? As far as I am aware, it was PAMA's main source of energy, which kept it working.

In case you're wondering: I am asking this for better understanding of what can power such machine, so maybe I'll be able to figure out what is powering me.

You see, despite me knowing plenty about everyone and everything, it seems that the only thing I can't study directly is myself. So the best decision here is to study something as simular to me as possible, right?😁

I know some universes that answers my questions, but they all are unsatisfying. My best hope is that you can provide some other type of information! Here are following questions:

Where did you get the Redstone Heart from? If it was crafted, than with what resources?

What kind of redstone construction did you use for connecting the Heart with PAMA's data system?

Did you tell PAMA about the Heart and that it powers it, or did PAMA figured it out itself? If so, than how?

I'll be very glad if you answer those truthfully. Trust me, I have no other intentions than to learn more about myself!

[IHOV tried it's best not to use 'useful' or 'useless' during it's speech]

With love,

IHOV.

(created by: @deletedjester )

{ Harper tried to recall where she got the redstone heart’s materials, she seemed to be struggling to remember. Her memory of crafting the redstone heart was a blur. }

1. Errr.. I barely remember where the idea of me making the redstone heart came from, nor do I remember majority of the materials used to create it. Apologies.

2. I separated the different sensing builds when constructing. Each section had it’s own area with the main commanding wires connecting to the motherboard. This was necessary so that the heart wouldn’t get overloaded. If you spoke to PAMA, it would send a signal to the heart, then the heart sends it to the motherboard, leading to sensing build. PAMA’s response would be the same process but in reverse. Whenever PAMA thinks and speaks, that’s what’s happening. Without the redstone heart, the commands wouldn’t be able to reach PAM- Ugh.. does my rant even make sense?

{ She snapped back from her rambling, appearing regretful. Her body language looked as if she triggered something in her head. }

( How can I be so sure to tell all of this? This AI seems too intelligent.. Is it manipulating- No, I’m overthinking it. )

3. ..PAMA found out itself. Just saw the heart inside and questioned to me about it.

[deletedjester]

> Wha- wait- you went all the way and interacted with someone behind my back?

> I don't see what's so bad about it!

> Well, first things first you're walking around here under my name for god's sakes! Second of all, seriously? Her, of all people?

> Yep. Harper!

> I can't believe you, knowing fully well how her story went with PAMA, you, another fucking AI, decided to bother. I thought you were supposed to be emotionally advanced, not a bitch.

> Your indicators are getting too high, please remember the breath exercise we've learned.

> Fuck you.

[Jester turns his attention to Harper]

> Look, ma'am, despite you previously having an unpleasant experience with AI, I assure you this one in particular has no intentions nor ways to harm anyone. His main goal, if I understood correctly, is to learn everything and I can't see how that can be corrupted. He was doing it for million of years, surely if he wanted to, he already would've done something.

> You're thinking I'm a person.

> What?

> You said "he/his", not your your usual "it/it's".

> I did not.

> You certainly did~

[dirty-cheater]

Your Majesty, perhaps you heard anything about Wither Warrior in your universe? Chances are low, but I want to make sure...

— 🃏

I've definitely heard of them.. haven't met them per say. But it would be a delight too, none of the less.

[deletedjester]

> I'll jump in here, because that is a topic to discuss!

> It was my question. . .

[IHOV ignores Jester]

> Tell me please, what exactly do you mean by "Wither Warrior"? There are all sorts of them in the multiverse! So, so, many... Need to be sure! Also, you address them as... Well, "them". Does it mean there are many of them you heard about or do you just not know their gender so you choose the most respectful way to address a person or do they specifically go by "they/them"? If you do happen to know their identity, I'd like to know it as well! You see, there's one univers where Petra is the "Wither Warrior", because she's more connected to Ivor due to being his adopted daughter and the other where everything's the same but both Petra and Ivor are evil, than there's universe where Jesse is the one to be Wither Warrior! There's a universe both for male Jesse, female Jesse, even siblings Jessies and non-binary Jesse. Also some of those have Lukas as the Wither Warrior, though I don't exactly see him as a warrior at all that much... Than there's a universe where Ivor is a Wither Warrior and-

[IHOV keeps talking about endless universes]

> . . . I want my ears cut off.

[dirty-cheater]

Jeez, talkative much?

I've only heard so little about them from mevia and otto, and I wouldn't want to assume!

All I've heard is that they're quite good at combat, I'm quite shocked to be hearing it from mevia, considering her attitude.. and some other things I've heard are that their.. how do I put this.. on the line? Sort of like both good and bad? Like mixed opinions!

And I'm quite fascinated by your knowledge in these universe's if I say so myself.

[deletedjester]

> I am Intellectual Holder Of Void, I'm supposed to know everything about most of the universes! The Void is where every single world exist in peace and solitude... And I am spending all my resources to study them! When you're a million years old machine with almost endless source of power it's not that hard, really.

> . . .

> Anyhow, the reason your beloved Jester asked about Wither Warrior is jealousy of course!

> Wh- NO!

> You see, our Wither Warrior was also know as "Gabriel The Warrior". Part of Order Of The Stone. However, they never were heroes in Jester's story. Nor were they villians. As you said your self — good and bad. They did what they thought was necessary. After all, in such a complex society you can't be just good or just bad...

> Let me give you an example! You see an old man in the woods being attacked by wolves. His guards are dead and he holds his little daughter close to himself. However you know for sure this old man — is an aristocrat, known for his cruelty to slaves and commoners. No doubt his daughter will be the same, raised in such environment. So, you can either save them both, get some sort of reward and be at peace or you can leave them to die, knowing there's a chance for lower people to be treated better after that.

> Another example is you're in a middle of a fight and you see you're partner being shot off his horse. You know for sure if you save them, they'll be heavily injured and more like a burden. However if you save a horse, you'll have better chances for winning this battle. So who are you gonna save this time?

> The thing is, despite most of their actions being for better and for people, some of them are very messed up. "End justifies the means" — the best way to describe their whole existence.

> Anyhow, after Jester's Hadrian's defeat and a few months of walking here and there, they met Wither Warrior aka Gabriel. Who was more than willing to join the duo for the right price. His fighting skills, lack of questioning and grey moral code had Hadrian in an iron grip of interest that of course lit up spark of jealousy through Jester!:)

> . . . Look, most of it true, but the jealousy part is not.

[dirty-cheater]

Your Majesty, perhaps you heard anything about Wither Warrior in your universe? Chances are low, but I want to make sure...

— 🃏

I've definitely heard of them.. haven't met them per say. But it would be a delight too, none of the less.

[deletedjester]

> I'll jump in here, because that is a topic to discuss!

> It was my question. . .

[IHOV ignores Jester]

> Tell me please, what exactly do you mean by "Wither Warrior"? There are all sorts of them in the multiverse! So, so, many... Need to be sure! Also, you address them as... Well, "them". Does it mean there are many of them you heard about or do you just not know their gender so you choose the most respectful way to address a person or do they specifically go by "they/them"? If you do happen to know their identity, I'd like to know it as well! You see, there's one univers where Petra is the "Wither Warrior", because she's more connected to Ivor due to being his adopted daughter and the other where everything's the same but both Petra and Ivor are evil, than there's universe where Jesse is the one to be Wither Warrior! There's a universe both for male Jesse, female Jesse, even siblings Jessies and non-binary Jesse. Also some of those have Lukas as the Wither Warrior, though I don't exactly see him as a warrior at all that much... Than there's a universe where Ivor is a Wither Warrior and-

[IHOV keeps talking about endless universes]

> . . . I want my ears cut off.

[deletedjester]

🌈 Congrats! 🌈

🍭 You have been invited to a MCSM Community for roleplayers and fans like you and me!

🍭 Invite Link: Click This

p.s. you don't have to join if you don't want to

> . . . What?

> Oh! That is lovely!

> What is that exactly?

> An invitation, as you see. For roleplayers.

> Whatever it is, I am pretty sure I'm not one of them.

> Oh, you're not, our author is!

> A..uthor?

> Yes, author! The person who created you and me and is currently writing our dialogue. The one who decided what your fate is going to be and who puts thoughts in your head!

> . . . WHAT?

> You didn't knew? Ooops.

((OOC: thank you for the invitation!:3))

[deletedjester]

> I'm concerned about people here.

> You're used to people being serious. Your world wasn't the nicest and easiest to live.

> How can you judge.

> Do not forget I own lots of data about most worlds in existence.

> . . .

> Hey, don't pout now, I'm just saying facts.

> My face is literally a plain mask.

> You're still pouting.

> Whatever. My world wasn't worst.

> I never said that. All I said is that it was hard to live in. With all the wars, murder and ect. that happened.

> At least it builts normal character.

> Normal by your standards solely, Fool.

Dialogue №4837039..4 was recorded.

[soren-the-architect]

I can't deny nor confirmed your words, since I didn't know him personally. However after Hadrian lost his kingdom and title, Soren was the one to write some "sympathetic letter", so I can only assume they didn't end on bad terms.

Judging by the way you speak about him, however... Makes me curious just how bad it actually was between you too.

[The answer will affect future relationship.]

— 🃏

I'd prefer not to go into any details but I just prefer to...

....keep my distance, so to speak.

And I can say for certain that, me personally, I wouldn't write him a letter. But then again, as I said, I prefer to keep my distance from him.

[deletedjester]

> That raises more questions than answers.

> Can I hel-

> No. Shut it.

> But I can give information-

> I do not need your machine brain here right now.

[Jester takes a moment to calm himself]

> Excuse me. As I was saying, relationship between my Soren and Hadrian wasn't that bad. So far, the only Hadrian I found on this... Whatever any of you call it, is the one who acts... Mildly childish. I can hardly see him doing something too bad.

> Besides "Games" situation. But he was not alone at that, was he?

> Judging solely by that, can I assume he's not your Hadrian?

[deletedjester]

> Why do you even have an interest in him? He seems way more childish and unserious, than your Hadrian ever was.

> It's not about him being one way or another.

> So it's about appearance than? Can't understand you here either, he's old.

> First of all, old people can be beautiful, I am myself not a teenager, secondly it's not about his appearance either. It's more about emotional attachment. I'm too used to worry and care about him, and with this whole multiverse thing... It's hard to believe that this is not my Hadrian. Not my Mevia, not my Otto, not my world.

> Humans are dependent on their emotions.

> As if you didn't knew it before.

[dirty-cheater]

For someone who isn't attracted to men, you sure do like my flirting.

Your Majesty,

Be honest with me.

Maybe you're a tiny bit gay?

— 🃏 [The Fool feels mischievous today.]

I'll admit this once, and only this once, I may be questioning a little.

[deletedjester]

> Well, isn't that sweet.

> I remember this time, me and my Hadrian, I'll call him Purple to avoid misunderstanding, he was so drunk after one of the festivals, barely holding himself up straight. He had tendency to be a bit snappy after getting drunk, so from all the maids and butlers I got him back in the chambers.

> It was not something unusual for him to talk to me when no one was around, after all my job was to always listen. The cute rambling about "Stupid Otto and his stupid charming smile..." was one of a show.

> But I actually paid attention only when his gaze snapped at me, brows drown in a mix of something that I could read only as confusion "And your stupid beautiful voice too."

> Don't you think you're talking too much?

> Perhaps I am.

[deletedjester]

what's up with mask? who are you hiding from?

> I would love to take it off, but the only way to do that is with my skin.

[Jester tried to take off the mask. One heart damage received.]

> See? Glued.

[deletedjester]

> Huh, it actually works.

> Hallo, people of other universes!

> I'm IHOV, nice to meet all of you.

> Why are you doing this.

> Because it's fun, obviously!

> That's not what people would call fun.

> Well, my data says-

> If you want to act like a human, than listen to a human and not data.

> I see logic in your words, Fool.

> I'm Jester.

Dialogue №428654..1 was recorded.

[deletedjester]

((ivor blog here, THATS A BANGIN DESIGN VRO!!!!! THATS COOL AS FUCK HOLY SHIT,,,))

((OOC: Thank you! The man is fancy cause Hadrian couldn't had anything less than that in his castle... And now Jester literally can't get rid of these clothes or mask- ah, well.))