damian 🔛🔝‼️🔥🗣️

back on my DC bullshit 😒

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This is a continuation of my last post, since y’all loved it so much.

If Damian jokes about hell, do you think he would joke about going back? I do.

Tim: Oh he’s going to hell for sure.

Damian: How unfortunate, I’ll meet him again.

Tim: …damian, no.

Jason: *To a criminal* When you get to hell, tell em’ I sent you.

Damian: And ask if they still have those whips, I really want one.

Jason:…. what?

Dick: Damian stop joking about hell, it’s not funny, just distrubing.

Damian: I know someone who would appreciate my humor.

Dick: Oh yeah? Who?

Damian: Satan

Dick: *Uncontrollable sobbing*

They’ll literally have to ban the word “hell”, or any relating words in order not to provoke him 💀

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Do you think Damian jokes about his time in hell? I do.

*Chaos from all the bat-kids together under the same roof for Christmas”

Damian: This is reminiscent of the time where I went to underworld

*Chaos paused*

Jason: Please, that’s as narrow of a chance as Damian making it to heaven.

Damian: He’s right, and I didn’t make it to heaven, so that should tell you something.

Jason: *Horrified*

Tim: Guys my friends are coming over.

Damian: It’d be a cold day in hell if you have friends, I would know.

Tim:…

I feel like he would know that it would make the batfam uncomfortable, but he would still continue to go to do it for their reactions.

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YK WHAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY? if Damian, who speaks formal, very posh English, spoke in an Arabic slang.

AND, the rest of the BatFam, whom all speak slang English, spoke formal Arabic (عربية فصحى)

Damian speaking in English: I will not only discombobulate you, but I also will kill anyone whom is in direct contact with you.

Damian speaking in Arabic: باس لاكين يعن، هيا ما موهما شديد، عريف؟ (just cause like, its not really important, yk?)

(FYI, this is Sudanese Dialect Arabic, which literally just uses slang as it’s main wording of choice, ik that because I speak it lol)

The BatFam: ???, What did you just say right now?

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I love that! I do but would it be okay if you fixed up the arabic?

Im jordanian and the arabic slang would sound more like

بس عشان يعني، مش كتير مهم، عارف؟

ofc if what you wrote is what's correct in Sudanese dialect it's totally cool! And I'm actually intriguing if you have it different lol

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god its been a long time since i posted on this acc, or any account for that matter, so sorry if i hadn’t answered any reblogs or comments, schools kicking my ass, so ill try my hardest to get to them, trust.

anyway, you could absolutely fix the arabic! although arabic is the main language i started speaking, i had lost so much of it, yk i used to speak formal arabic? but now i can only understand it. since i lost much of my arabic, i’ve kinda forgot what the slang sounds like 😓 so i just associated arabic slang with sudanese dialect since most of the words are considered “slang”, but with that logic ig every dialect is slang? idk 🤷🏽‍♀️

anyway i’m blabbing, thanks so much for fixing it! i really do appreciate it! 🫶

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YK WHAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY? if Damian, who speaks formal, very posh English, spoke in an Arabic slang.

AND, the rest of the BatFam, whom all speak slang English, spoke formal Arabic (عربية فصحى)

Damian speaking in English: I will not only discombobulate you, but I also will kill anyone whom is in direct contact with you.

Damian speaking in Arabic: باس لاكين يعن، هيا ما موهما شديد، عريف؟ (just cause like, its not really important, yk?)

(FYI, this is Sudanese Dialect Arabic, which literally just uses slang as it’s main wording of choice, ik that because I speak it lol)

The BatFam: ???, What did you just say right now?

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Dick: Damian, what are you doing?

Damian: Nothing you can prove.

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SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)

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THEY TOOK HIS J’S 😨

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I do not know why, but I drew 4 pictures on an Venom Twin AU

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I NEED a fic of this, for my soul