#incorrect damian wayne

[ramen8008]

Bruce: wait what do you mean you guys are seeing someone?

Damian: therapist

Tim: romantically

Jason: hallucinations

Dick: all of the above

[ryemiffie]

Even more quotes from my day as super sons incorrect quotes:

Jon: Would it be embarrassing if my parents found out I like dudes via a fake relationship with the guy who ruined my life? Yes, alternatively it would be very convenient, no preassure, ya' know?

Damian: ...

Jon: Another thought!

Jon: What is up with baby's heads? Why do they even look like that? What's it for?

Damian, with the heaviest sarcasm: You have such a way with words.

Jon: Shut up.

[deleteoldpeople]

This is a continuation of my last post, since y’all loved it so much.

If Damian jokes about hell, do you think he would joke about going back? I do.

Tim: Oh he’s going to hell for sure.

Damian: How unfortunate, I’ll meet him again.

Tim: …damian, no.

Jason: *To a criminal* When you get to hell, tell em’ I sent you.

Damian: And ask if they still have those whips, I really want one.

Jason:…. what?

Dick: Damian stop joking about hell, it’s not funny, just distrubing.

Damian: I know someone who would appreciate my humor.

Dick: Oh yeah? Who?

Damian: Satan

Dick: *Uncontrollable sobbing*

They’ll literally have to ban the word “hell”, or any relating words in order not to provoke him 💀

[deleteoldpeople]

Do you think Damian jokes about his time in hell? I do.

*Chaos from all the bat-kids together under the same roof for Christmas”

Damian: This is reminiscent of the time where I went to underworld

*Chaos paused*

Jason: Please, that’s as narrow of a chance as Damian making it to heaven.

Damian: He’s right, and I didn’t make it to heaven, so that should tell you something.

Jason: *Horrified*

Tim: Guys my friends are coming over.

Damian: It’d be a cold day in hell if you have friends, I would know.

Tim:…

I feel like he would know that it would make the batfam uncomfortable, but he would still continue to go to do it for their reactions.

[betray-jaes]

(Jason and Damian in jail)

Damian: So, who are you gonna call?

Jason: I would call Dick, but I feel safer here.

[deleteoldpeople]

Dick: Damian, what are you doing?

Damian: Nothing you can prove.

[konohaslamestkunoichi]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

[tmnt-queen-og]

Jason: Hello everyone, it is I, your favorite person. Damian, not looking up: Tt. You are not the favorite, Todd. Jason: Well shit, okay then. It is I, that bitch.